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Re: I'm sorry, Ma'am, but this isn't Kinder Care

Post by hobie16 » Thu Oct 16, 2008 3:38 pm

DisneyMom wrote:HeeHeee, I remember being about 10 years old and all the girls and boys in 5th grade were separated and we watched a film (By Disney of course!) explaining "becoming a woman". All of us girls were pretty horrified at the prospect after that. :eek:

A woman I worked told me about "the movie." She said her and all her friends basic reaction was, "He puts what where?!?!" :twisted:


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Re: I'm sorry, Ma'am, but this isn't Kinder Care

Post by DisneyMom » Thu Oct 16, 2008 4:18 pm

hobie16 wrote:A woman I worked told me about "the movie." She said her and all her friends basic reaction was, "He puts what where?!?!" :twisted:


I don't think THAT was a Disney Movie!!!!!!!!! :eek:
I think the one we saw just talked about how the body changes,ewwwww! :p:


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Post by disneyaddict » Thu Oct 16, 2008 4:22 pm

Randy B wrote:Well I DID resist the first suggestion that came to mind. This last week I was watching an episode of Red Green (if you don't know, don't ask) and he used two floor buffers strapped to his feet as an easy way to clean the floor. Unfortunately the two buffers tended to take off in opposite directions. :eek:

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Re: I'm sorry, Ma'am, but this isn't Kinder Care

Post by hobie16 » Thu Oct 16, 2008 4:37 pm

DisneyMom wrote:I don't think THAT was a Disney Movie!!!!!!!!! :eek:
I think the one we saw just talked about how the body changes,ewwwww! :p:

Maybe it was Miramaz. :D:


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Re: I'm sorry, Ma'am, but this isn't Kinder Care

Post by hobie16 » Thu Oct 16, 2008 4:39 pm

disneyaddict wrote:Those slippers build a surprising amount of charge. :twisted:

Go for the ear lobe. That way the shockee gets zapped and hears it too. :eek:


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Post by Cranbiz » Thu Oct 16, 2008 9:37 pm

We get Red Green here.....Yea. :)

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Post by smart1hermione » Sun Mar 15, 2009 6:50 pm

DisneyMom wrote:I don't think THAT was a Disney Movie!!!!!!!!! :eek:
I think the one we saw just talked about how the body changes,ewwwww! :p:

Walt Disney Presents: The Story of Menstruation [you have been warned]
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4kWR-rIKRe4

my personal favorite has to be about how you should still look pretty even when you're feeling like punching a stranger.


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Re: I'm sorry, Ma'am, but this isn't Kinder Care

Post by GaTechGal » Mon Mar 16, 2009 7:44 am

smart1hermione wrote:Walt Disney Presents: The Story of Menstruation [you have been warned]
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4kWR-rIKRe4

my personal favorite has to be about how you should still look pretty even when you're feeling like punching a stranger.


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Re: I'm sorry, Ma'am, but this isn't Kinder Care

Post by BRWombat » Mon Mar 16, 2009 11:46 am

Well, I learned something.


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Re: I'm sorry, Ma'am, but this isn't Kinder Care

Post by GRUMPY PIRATE » Mon Mar 16, 2009 12:22 pm

This thread is getting dangerously close to some of the wierd stuff on board X.

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