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missmez
11-19-2004, 06:53 PM
When I was a ride operator on carrousel/pan/toad sexual shenanigans were not particularly common even though there were no cameras on those dark rides, but I heard stories. A pretty well known one about a couple in the front of the monorail comes to mind.

Does anyone have any tales to tell?

madhatter04
11-20-2004, 09:25 PM
My cousin Gina used to work PotC and said that the cast members of back then (10+ years ago) would stop the ride when they saw people "doing naughty things" and just watch and laugh, especially during the final lift. That's it for me, though!

Yfoog
11-20-2004, 10:34 PM
When it existed Adventure Thru Inner Space was well known as Disneyland's Tunnel o' Love!

missmez
11-21-2004, 05:25 PM
Bwah! I have an old but excellent story (not mine but widely told when I worked at the park) about hijinks on "Inner Space." Back when the park still used tickets, these two guests jumped onto the ride and the girl started going down on the guy pretty much right away. The operators observed this and rather than use the PA to warn them, they kept the next two tickets they got and ran around to the exit of the attraction. When the couple exited the operator approached them handed them the tickets and said "here, you entertained us a lot more than we entertained you."

lady ulrike
11-22-2004, 12:51 AM
I've heard that story, but I heard it was Pirates. I wonder if it happened at both or if someone got confused and there's now two different versions of the same story?

Space Man K7
11-22-2004, 09:02 PM
So I was at Spalsh today... and well a ride stop was hit for some stupid kid standing, and as the stager went to pull them out we noticed a couple at drop 3 making out in a full log. It was highly intertaing.

I love dumb kids

BirdMom
11-23-2004, 08:32 PM
My cousin Gina used to work PotC and said that the cast members of back then (10+ years ago) would stop the ride when they saw people "doing naughty things" and just watch and laugh, especially during the final lift. That's it for me, though!
Is your cousin Gina B? I remember her. We wouldn't stop the ride on purpose if people were screwing around inside... and you had sort of different reactions depending who was in the tower. If there was a guy in the tower and suddenly a crowd around him, you could bet someone was having sex inside the ride. On the other hand, some of us ladies would get embarrassed at having to witness because we were supposed to be watching the monitors from the tower position.

I can remember one couple in particular who happened to get stuck on the lift because the horseshoe was backed up and they took advantage of the situation. I mean - if you're an r.o. - think about it - you don't shut the ride down for a silly reason like that. The system shuts itself down because of a problem somewhere....

And yeah, some of the guests were more entertaining that others. I had a roommate and her date who got told to cool it inside Innerspace - and this was in the days before cameras - must have been someone working utility (those were the days). It was the make-out capital of the park - unfortunately, I was never brave enough to experience it. Having gone to a Catholic elementary school, I still live in mortal fear of "getting in trouble."

IndyandMarion
01-09-2006, 05:40 AM
Don't have a sex story to tell but there was an attraction at RnRC with myself, in that I met my girlfriend and future wife there (We both worked there at the time. I'm still there but she is off doing entertainment now)

Fantasmic_Freak
01-09-2006, 09:03 PM
I still live in mortal fear of "getting in trouble."

Well, i cant even sit on the queve rail, thanks to those schools! And being the "Attraction" :eek: Well, we all have our wild sides... :twisted: On the tram, with a girl i liked, sloppy. :rolleyes:

americawestguy
01-10-2006, 01:16 AM
i knew a girl who worked Circle Vision its last summer of operation and she said that it was quite a haven for sex.

tenprincess
01-10-2006, 07:45 PM
All I can say, is that there are cameras on the tomorrowland transit authority and we do watch them, and we have had security escort people out of the park after riding. Enough said.

Wizard69
01-10-2006, 08:51 PM
When I was 15, my friend and I met 2 chicks at Knotts and we were making out all over the place. She kept grinding back into me and rubbing me on the Log ride. I ended up doing her in the car. :)

DLRFantasmic!Dan
01-11-2006, 01:39 PM
I heard stories that during one time during Grad Night, a couple were doing what they were suppose to be doing at "HISTA" and at the time of the mice, she bit down hard on "it" and next thing you know there was a CFA run!!!

IdiotsAreEverywhere
01-11-2006, 07:23 PM
:chainsaw:

I'd pay to see that. Yes I have a sick mind. :twisted:

gurgi
01-12-2006, 09:27 AM
I heard stories that during one time during Grad Night, a couple were doing what they were suppose to be doing at "HISTA" and at the time of the mice, she bit down hard on "it" and next thing you know there was a CFA run!!!

i think that story is on this board already somewhere.

EpcotGolfer
01-17-2006, 05:24 PM
Spaceship Earth = 15 minute slow ride in the (mostly) dark = you do the math.

The funny thing is, there's a video monitor right at the load platform, and everyone thinks that the camera is right there (though it's actually inside the ride), so when people get up to where the camera actually is, they've forgotten about it already. I've seen many "attractions" occurring in the ride vehicles looking back at that monitor.

The worst part about it though is when other guests see the monitor too...and they have small kids.....

pixiedust
01-18-2006, 09:05 PM
You can never forget about the Peoplemaker... er... mover. ;)

tenprincess
01-18-2006, 10:47 PM
You can never forget about the Peoplemaker... er... mover. ;)

there are five cameras on that. good luck at not being caught.

SoarWhoreCoCo
02-03-2006, 08:24 PM
You can never forget about the Peoplemaker... er... mover. ;)

I dated someone once and I took them to MK and they were all about riding TTA. They said it was their favorite ride to make out on and sometimes go a little further. I said I didn't want to lose my job. Then, I just starting laughing my butt off and asked did you not know there are cameras everywhere? They said but they took them all away there not on the platform...I replied the cameras are still there...but they didnt want the guests to see the show onstage anymore...We didnt talk rest of the night because they were so embarassed.

darph nader
02-04-2006, 09:19 AM
With all those monitors someone should sneek in a vcr. Ican see now.Late night cable infomercial STUPID GUESTS GONE WILD ONLY $19.95 .Call in the next 10 minuets and get and receive FREE,STUPID GUESTS POC. :cool:

Scream162
02-07-2006, 03:14 PM
At Pirates we used to have a blank video tape and after a couple who was fooling around in the attraction disembarked we'd run down to the station from the Tower and yell, "thanks for the footage!"

I've also heard of cast members giving couples a few ProTowels for clean-up...

PirateJohn
02-07-2006, 10:10 PM
Hey Chris... How is Pirates holding up without me?

mentu
02-08-2006, 11:48 AM
People jump on each other at the Mansion. At least wait until you're past the load station.

My trainer told me about telling people the ride is longer than it really is when they ask. Gives the person at unload a nice little show.

joanna71985
02-08-2006, 02:58 PM
Ha! That's great! :D:

screnwriter
03-12-2006, 09:24 AM
My cousin Gina used to work PotC and said that the cast members of back then (10+ years ago) would stop the ride when they saw people "doing naughty things" and just watch and laugh, especially during the final lift. That's it for me, though!

A buddy of mine used to work Pirates. He liked to tell the story of the teenage couple making out BIG TIME on a boat where they were all alone, but they didn't reckon on the security cameras. So Chris had all the available crew standing on the dock when this couple came back in - all tucked in and dressed and innocent looking - and had everyone give them a big, cheering ovation. The guy looked shocked and the girl turned purple and started crying.

I wonder how long it was before that guy got any more? :rolleyes:

leftcoaster
03-13-2006, 04:16 AM
A buddy of mine used to work Pirates. He liked to tell the story of the teenage couple making out BIG TIME on a boat where they were all alone, but they didn't reckon on the security cameras. So Chris had all the available crew standing on the dock when this couple came back in - all tucked in and dressed and innocent looking - and had everyone give them a big, cheering ovation. The guy looked shocked and the girl turned purple and started crying.

I wonder how long it was before that guy got any more? :rolleyes:And that is what needs to happen - each and every time. Embarass the shit out of them, and hopefully they won't do it any more. :D:

divermaid
05-19-2006, 10:54 PM
i know that some of the attractions, if not all of them, have a PA system that can be heard throughout the attraction. whenever i hear a story such as these i wish i could get on the PA system and just say "I see you!" :D:

DLRFantasmic!Dan
05-20-2006, 12:11 AM
I heard stories that during one time during Grad Night, a couple were doing what they were suppose to be doing at "HISTA" and at the time of the mice, she bit down hard on "it" and next thing you know there was a CFA run!!!Where??

Just two nights ago, during Grad Nite, I heard there was a protein spil at Star Tours, lol!!

Freak
05-20-2006, 01:59 AM
I do know Ive looked up at Timber Mountain Log Ride from Xcel once to see nothing but a pair of womans legs sticking straight up in the air! (Pants arond the ankles as well! :eek: )

darph nader
05-21-2006, 03:34 PM
I wish P/M would/will come back. Nothing like having my wife or girlfriend sitting on my lap.Much to mine and your delight. :rolleyes:

A little oral action would'nt hurt either. :cool:

tskbf2005
05-21-2006, 09:29 PM
at knott's berry farm skycabin is the hot bed of attraction

IdiotsAreEverywhere
05-21-2006, 11:15 PM
I wish P/M would/will come back. Nothing like having my wife or girlfriend sitting on my lap.Much to mine and your delight. :rolleyes:

A little oral action would'nt hurt either. :cool:
http://s9.photobucket.com/albums/a79/OtherCadaverArm/th_silly718zd.jpg

GMC
05-23-2006, 01:00 PM
I'm sure i've told it here before, but i recall, a day when two ladies were reluctant to enter row 15 at btm, because they were "...trying to figure out if his hand was really up her skirt, and why she's fixing her skirt in such a manner..." I made an appropriate reaction and wen to go check my lap bars, and when i got back to row 15, they still hadn't gotten in yet... i give the dude kudos, because she got the seat wet!

The ladies rode anyway, despite my advisement to wait for the next train. :puke2:

Manetoys
06-11-2006, 08:10 PM
With all those monitors someone should sneek in a vcr. Ican see now.Late night cable infomercial STUPID GUESTS GONE WILD ONLY $19.95 .Call in the next 10 minuets and get and receive FREE,STUPID GUESTS POC. :cool:
considering I hear Disney owns a portion of the porn industry, I wouldn't be suprised XD

DLRFantasmic!Dan
06-11-2006, 10:24 PM
A CM told a story yesterday to us of a couple of firls full on making out at Star Tours and he asked them if they were done. They asked if it was good for him, and he called tower and he replied, "Yup". LOL!

JeffLUVZAriel
06-17-2006, 01:56 AM
Ohhh soo many stories ... great great stories.

Gosh I didn't know there was even one time there was sex happening at disney parks.. wow.. don't worry I can't have sex with anyone. I am a 30 year old virgin. I am happy people have sex at Disneyland I just wish I got to do it.

from jeff :(

Zazu
06-17-2006, 07:42 AM
... I hear Disney owns a portion of the porn industry....I think you're confused. It's one of Michael Eisner's sons that runs a porn website.

WhirlWindSpin
06-17-2006, 09:26 AM
Ohhh soo many stories ... great great stories.

Gosh I didn't know there was even one time there was sex happening at disney parks.. wow.. don't worry I can't have sex with anyone. I am a 30 year old virgin. I am happy people have sex at Disneyland I just wish I got to do it.

from jeff :(
How sad. :p: :(

KellyClarksonLover
06-19-2006, 12:44 PM
don't worry I can't have sex with anyone.


Are you missing your "man parts" honey?

Storkly
06-19-2006, 12:47 PM
Ohhh soo many stories ... great great stories.

Gosh I didn't know there was even one time there was sex happening at disney parks.. wow.. don't worry I can't have sex with anyone. I am a 30 year old virgin. I am happy people have sex at Disneyland I just wish I got to do it.

from jeff :(

Join the club! I always put it in the wrong place...If I had a dollar for everytime I "accidently" opened the back door!

WhirlWindSpin
06-19-2006, 04:38 PM
Are you missing your "man parts" honey?
Hahaha. :D ZAAAH!