guest at magic kingdom

[nikkikittwilson]

while walking through the train station a guest yelled out "please be quiet my child is sleeping".. I wanted to say to her.... then what the hell are you doing here!!!!!

[GMC]

i would have dropped a dime in the musi machine (if you guys have one, and depending on the station.) or i'd find something to start shouting about, like the woman who's kid is trying to sleep.

[thedingo]

Or, if you don't want to waste a (quarter, in the MS Train Station), flip that nifty switch on the back that they added....instand music >:D

[Zazu]

while walking through the train station a guest yelled out "please be quiet my child is sleeping"!
I love it when guests want to roll their stroller full of kid in the exit and right onto the train.

"But my baby is asleep!"

"Don't worry ma'am, when the train arrives, we'll blow the whistle really loud and wake him right up."

:twisted:

[Choo Choo Lady]

On Easter a woman dragging several kids behind her, tries to cut line for the Train. The line was fairly long and chances were pretty good she would not have been on the next train...She says to this other guest, excuse me sir, I need to get past you, my kids want to ride this ride... :D :D :D He just turned back around and he and his family cracked up, leaving clueless lady caught in line like everyone else... :D :D

[Sweetums]

while walking through the train station a guest yelled out "please be quiet my child is sleeping"
That's like saying, "would you mind draining splash mountain? my kid is allergic to water!"
:m

[Christopher]

That's like saying, "would you mind draining splash mountain? my kid is allergic to water!"
:m
Of course you could always point to the drop on Splash Mountain and say "Don't worry. We're draining it right now, see that? That hole up there is our drain for when kids like yours arrive so we can be ready for them, as you can see we're draining it as fast as we can so you can get on it right away. Of course as you can see we unfortunately still had some guests still in there and their logs are accidentally getting drained out as well, but hey, we're draining it good and clean for you, aren't we?" :D

[Chabobo]

my favorite thing is when I'm doing sets like TS or Castle, and I see kiddies cut (or are thrust up by the rents) in line. I wait until they get all the way up, and then I give them the "wait a sec" finger and walk them to the end of the line. I people who got cut are estatic, and really impressed, and the kids are usually really mad at the parents "See mom!! I told you we had to wait in line!!! Thanks alot!" I really makes the parents feel like crap.

[HickfromND]

I was working as a greeter at Ariel's Grotto a little while ago. A totally dull and thankless job. And we are not sposed to let strollers into the area. I told one lady and her daughter this and she proceeded to become irate. She was worried that someone would steal her stroller if she left it unattended, and I told her that as long as I have been here I have never noticed a stroller being stolen. Finally she gave in parked her stroller and as she walked by me she said to her daughter, "come on lets hurry up and get past the stroller Nazi." thus allowing me to have my first Seinfeld Moment

[RebuildtheKingdom]

NO STROLLER FOR YOU! lol :p

[Zazu]

Finally she gave in parked her stroller and as she walked by me she said to her daughter, "come on lets hurry up and get past the stroller Nazi." thus allowing me to have my first Seinfeld Moment
Sounds like an invitation to move her stroller ... :stroller: ... to Adventureland!

[hobie16]

When Great America in Santa Clara, CA opened, they experienced a lot of line cutting that led to fights. The solution was for the city council to pass a resolution outlawing cutting.

Imagine the surprise when some nitwit cuts in line and is yanked out by a real cop who writes up a misdemeanor ticket and then ejects you from the park. It happened enough that the word got out and the problem virtually disappeared.

[TwistedMethod]

One day while I was visiting MK, we were trying to get on a bus to get to Disney-MGM, a guest brought her child on the bus in a stroller and the driver politely asked her to remove the child from the stroller and fold it up. Of course she had a fit because the child was asleep and this went on for a while. The driver basically said, Ma'am, I understand that your child is asleep, but I will not lose my job because of your sleeping child, this is the rule and I will follow it. I cannot make an exception for you. She started to object but then just yanked her kid out and woke him up in the process. The look on her face was priceless. You could tell she wanted to go off on the driver but knew she couldn't.

[LittleOriginalOne]

On Christmas Day, in MK's Fantasyland, I had a guest that got mad because I couldn't break a $1,000 travelers cheque. As the only Spanish speaking cast-member at Tinkerbell's Treasures that day it was up to me to explain to him that, "I'm sorry sir, but that would require the shutting down of atleast 2 regisers. But we'll be happy to take the $500 dollar travelers cheque so that you can 1), have cash and 2) take your purchase."

Why on EARTH do people get TC's in such denominations!! It's insane!

On that same day, I had a guest get mad because there were two people in front of her in line and the two CM's on registers had to help them first. She actually said to me "Excuse me miss, I don't know if you know this but I have 12 people waiting for me." Well hell! Let me tell these people to F-off so that I can help you! Of course I didn't say that. But I really, really wanted to.... I mean really!

[Jennly]

I was working as a greeter at Ariel's Grotto a little while ago. A totally dull and thankless job. And we are not sposed to let strollers into the area. I told one lady and her daughter this and she proceeded to become irate. She was worried that someone would steal her stroller if she left it unattended, and I told her that as long as I have been here I have never noticed a stroller being stolen. Finally she gave in parked her stroller and as she walked by me she said to her daughter, "come on lets hurry up and get past the stroller Nazi." thus allowing me to have my first Seinfeld Moment


Did you take a moment and move her stroller over to Pinocch's while that lovely woman was in line? I know I would have! :)


JT ex CM 88 - 05 :barf: