The Mouse House is done

[IndyandMarion]

I mean dear God for the love of all things good and holy what in the hell did we do to deserve not just one, not just two, but FOUR FREAKIN STORMS!!!!!!!

Charlie, Francis, Ivan (Wasnt a hurricane but came through florida as a depression) and now introducing.

Jeanne!

DAMN IT! Folks, blame our bad luck on Kevin (Yes the one who made the comment about the thunder in my sig) for calling Charlie "Just another Florida Thunderstorm........

Well, bye bye Disney.

Oh and for those of you who are getting ready to say "Theres still a chance you might get away from it"

Yeano. Ok, look, we're not. Either way this storm turns we're still getting some part of the storm. Heck, it's supposed to continue moving westward towards eat orange county until sunday/monday then make a turn.

WE JUST CAN'T WIN! Where's that fabled weather dome of Disney myth when you actually need it!!!!!!!

[Polar33]

Ironically, I was talking to a few people today at work and we all agreed that it would be nice to have it rain. I don't know about everybody else on this coast, but I could use a few rainy day ADOs.

Maybe it wouldn't be such a bad idea to install a weather dome...just imagine what Disney could charge for "shelter". :wink:

Good luck WDW CMs...again.

[IndyandMarion]

Yeah uh at this point I think it's safe to say that Florida is officially SOL now.

*Damn it, where's tink or the fairy godmother when you need them?*

Cant call for the queen or Malificent or any of those guys because they'd just cast a spell to make more havoc..

[Dalisair]

Yeah uh at this point I think it's safe to say that Florida is officially SOL now.
Oh yeah, real SOL when they get so damn much for the 50th... *gets tackled off his soapbox*

[GMC]

Yeah uh at this point I think it's safe to say that Florida is officially SOL now.

*Damn it, where's tink or the fairy godmother when you need them?*

Cant call for the queen or Malificent or any of those guys because they'd just cast a spell to make more havoc..
i'm sure the villans would do something, i mean their hind sides are at stake as well, the problem would be making sure they don't take care of only themselves.

[Zazu]

Yeah uh at this point I think it's safe to say that Florida is officially SOL now.

*Damn it, where's tink or the fairy godmother when you need them?*
They're hiding in the Utilidors with the rest of us!

Orange County just declared a curfew from 11pm Saturday thru 5pm Sunday. Gonna make it tough to get to my shifts ... gee, I'm heartbroken!

[IndyandMarion]

WHOA WHOA WHOA WHOA. Curfew already in place? Damn.

Oh well. Disney announced that they will close at 7 pm tonight...but they have yet to make a decision about tomorrow...

Uh...um...HELLO

Is anyone home!? There is a hurricane waiting to pick its next move. On top of that, this little screwball is drunker beyond believe and apparently pissed off.

[coldfire409]

Hey, we just unscrewed the bolts from that horrible hat in front of my attraction. I hope that Jeanne takes it away, but it doesn't hurt anybody,

At the 5:45 update from the Studios Cast Hurricane Hotline the park is closed tomorrow. As far as I know all shifts have been canceled.

[IndyandMarion]

Well its not like we needed that Eerily 24 hrs a day calm woman to tell us that the park would be closed tomorrow.

Yeah, hopefully. My evacuee buddy from up in Volusia is hanging out with me at my safehouse, and instead of getting ready for hell to break loose we went to the Studios and MK....needless to say it was his first time seeing the damn hat and HE even said that it was an eyesore.

Maybe, Jeanne will do something, I mean the damn thing managed to do a complete circle earlier this week....who knows...

[IndyandMarion]

Hey, that's cool. Didnt even notice that this little joke was posted on the main page. Cool!

Anyways, hurricane Holy ******* Moses (For you Lewis Black fans out there) is about an hour out of Florida now...or less, I dont know, I gave up on this little...er, big drunk screwball.

Course now its apparently going right across the state instead of taking that turn they talked about.

If your just joining us, we're talking about Hurricane Jeanne (AKA Holy ******* Moses) and the fact that Disney is done.

Yes, I just got confirmation that Disney will open it's newest park Monday. Hurrican Kingdom. Featuring such rides as:

The Indy Waterway: Ride gaint inner tubes down a water rapid which recently replaced World Drive

The Great Debri Ride: Featuring such movie classics as
Gone with the Hurricane Force Winds (Gone with the Wind)
Four Hurricanes and A Flood (Four Weddings and a Funeral)
Indiana Jones and Eye of the Storm (Any of the Indy movies)
And introducing: My Big Fat Florida Hurricane (My Big Fat Greek Wedding)

Carosel of Destruction (Carosel of Progress)

FEMAventions (Innoventions)

Who Wants to Survive the Hurricane: Play it! (Millionair: Play it!)

Dream Flight (Featuring techniques to get out of Florida!)


Parades:
-Remember Florida Back When...(In honor of Florida before hell broke lose on the state)

-Spectromagic (Featuring the only light source in Florida)

Yes folks, this new park will open on Monday.

*Note: My friend and I are very bored right now so we actually sat down to think of these names.

[Main Streeter]

Anyways, hurricane Holy ******* Moses (For you Lewis Black fans out there) is about an hour out of Florida now...or less, I dont know, I gave up on this little...er, big drunk screwball. <> if your just joining us, we're talking about Hurricane Jeanne (AKA Holy ******* Moses) and the fact that Disney is done.

Yes, I just got confirmation that Disney will open it's newest park Monday. Hurrican Kingdom. Featuring such rides as:

The Indy Waterway: Ride gaint inner tubes down a water rapid which recently replaced World Drive
The Great Debri Ride: Featuring such movie classics as
Gone with the Hurricane Force Winds (Gone with the Wind)
Four Hurricanes and A Flood (Four Weddings and a Funeral)
Indiana Jones and Eye of the Storm (Any of the Indy movies)
And introducing: My Big Fat Florida Hurricane (My Big Fat Greek Wedding)
Carosel of Destruction (Carosel of Progress)
FEMAventions (Innoventions)
Who Wants to Survive the Hurricane: Play it! (Millionair: Play it!)
Dream Flight (Featuring techniques to get out of Florida!)
Parades:
-Remember Florida Back When...(In honor of Florida before hell broke lose on the state)
-Spectromagic (Featuring the only light source in Florida)
Yes folks, this new park will open on Monday.

*Note: My friend and I are very bored right now so we actually sat down to think of these names.
Indy and Marion, would NEVER laugh @ FL's horrid & scary future but your friend & you posses a fantastic sense of humor under great duress :!: Thanks for the great laffs!! I'd be in WDW utilidors shaking & begging CMs to rent me a safe room. Your new attractions opening next Mon. are perfect :idea: Shows what great minds can do in the face of adversity :P Beware tho....now you've put these new rides out, Disney will probably build them & profit big time! As for your cut for creative, new imaginearing? A white glove handshake :wink: Too funny!!

[IndyandMarion]

Its 3:25 in the morning now (Dont worry, have slept a bit until a squirrl or something got tossed into the window).

This is BS really. Only thing we've gotten here at the house is a little rain...and I do mean little.

And a lot of wind.....hm. Wonder if I should capture some and sell it on ebay like that moron did with Frances.

Granted I know a lot of places got slammed and this is really only the middle of the storm. But this damn thing is like a NASCAR driver, speeding through here like a bat outta hell with its tail on fire at like 14 mph but still....

Well back to sleep for me.

[BRWombat]

Has any else considered that the storms might be the Wrath of God over Eisner still being around -- sort of a "let my people go" kind of deal? Just a thought. :)

[coldfire409]

I just seen that FEMA and the American Red Cross has spent more money this year on hurricanes than 9/11. It appears that all major theme parks are open. The cruise ships are departing form Port Everglades, Ft. Lauderdale Monday. The airpots are open and 1.5 million homes statewide are without power. Price gouging has seemed limited where I'm at, but if anybody has seen any price gouging please post that here. Currently Jeanne is a tropical depression and is located over Atlanta, Georgia.

Emergency Numbers if you need them

FEMA 800-641-FEMA

Red Cross 800-GET-INFO

I hope that nobody needs these numbers.

[Main Streeter]

Has any else considered that the storms might be the Wrath of God over Eisner still being around -- sort of a "let my people go" kind of deal? Just a thought. :)
:lol: Was wondering which coast Eisner was on during the wknd. Sure wish Jeanne could have blown him away. Ding Dong & who'd care if Eisner was gone :wink:

[IndyandMarion]

Finally...Indy has come back from the Amish Paradise!

Got power back today, WAHOO!

Yeah, FEMA broke their own record AND this year alone, more money has been used to aid Florida than any disaster in American History, or so I think I read the front page right.

Anywho, anyone catch that line from hell at the convention center to get the Hurricane Aid? :shock:

Hey coldfire....why was it when I walked through the park today that I still saw the eye sore? I thought you guys unscrewed the bolts on that damn thing

[Main Streeter]

Finally...Indy has come back from the Amish Paradise! Got power back today, WAHOO!
Yeah, FEMA broke their own record AND this year alone, more money has been used to aid Florida than any disaster in American History, or so I think I read the front page right :shock:
Great to hear this! Of course WDW will be first in FL. to go OL. Can't live without WDW :lol: CNN has been blurbbing for the last 2 days your quote re; FEMA. to imagine the 4 FL. canes topped all 9.11 costs. If these 4 didn't get Eisner....sigh :x

[IndyandMarion]

Mark my words when the world is over with, the only living things that will be alive is Keith Richards, Roaches and Eisner

[Main Streeter]

Mark my words when the world is over with, the only living things that will be alive is Keith Richards, Roaches and Eisner
:lol: :lol: My laff for the week! THANKS 8)

[IndyandMarion]

Well, credit must go Robin Williams for the Keith and roaches part, but the eisner part I added.

Why? Because Eisner is what a roach would look like at the top of it's evolutionary chain

And sorry to the Redneck God, Jeff Foxworthy, but I have to do it.

You might be a Floridian if...



You have more than 20 C and D batteries in your kitchen drawer.



The freezer in your garage is full of homemade ice.



You flinch when you are introduced to a person named Charley, Frances or Ivan.



You find yourself dropping words like "millibar" and "convection" into everyday conversation.



Your pantry contains more than 10 cans of Spaghetti Os.



Making coffee on your propane grill does not seem like an odd thing to do.



You are thinking of repainting your house to match the plywood covering your windows.



When describing your house to a prospective buyer, you say it has three bedrooms, two baths and one safe place.



You are on a first-name basis with the cashier at Home Depot.



You are delighted to pay $2 for a gallon of unleaded.



The road leading to your house has been declared a No-Wake Zone.



You decide that your patio furniture looks better on the bottom of the pool.



You have the number for FEMA on your speed dialer.



You own more than three large coolers.



You can wish that other people get hit by a hurricane and not feel the least bit guilty about it.



Three months ago you couldn't hang a shower curtain; today you can assemble a portable generator by candlelight.



You catch a 5-pound catfish. In your driveway.



You can recite from memory whole portions of your homeowner's insurance policy.



At cocktail parties, women are attracted to the guy with the biggest chain saw.



You have had tuna fish more than 5 days in a row.



There is a roll of tar paper in your garage.



You can rattle off the names of three or more meteorologists who work at the Weather Channel.



Someone comes to your door to tell you they found your roof.



Ice is a valid topic of conversation.



Relocating to North Dakota does not seem like such a crazy idea.

[IndyandMarion]

Here's some more funny Florida stuff

*Things People who live in Florida are learning:*

Coffee and frozen pizzas can be made on a BBQ grill.

No matter how many times you flick the switch, lights don't work without electricity.

Kids can survive 4 days or longer without a video game controller in their hand.

Cats are really irritating without power. (I believe! That no matter how hard to try...you can't baptise cats-Larry the Cable Guy)

He who has the biggest generator wins.

Women can actually survive without doing their hair - you just wish they weren't around you.

A new method of non lethal torture - showers without hot water.

There are a lot more stars in the sky than most people thought.

TV is an addiction and the withdrawal symptoms are painful. One day at a time, brother.

A 7 lb. bag of ice will chill 6 - 12 oz. Budweiser's to a drinkable
temperature in 11 minutes, and still keep a 14 pound turkey frozen for 8 more hours.

There are a lot of trees around here.

Flood plan drawings on some mortgage documents were seriously wrong.

Contrary to most Florida natives' beliefs, speed limit on roads without traffic lights does not increase.

Aluminum siding, while aesthetically pleasing, is definitely not required.

Just because you're over 21 doesn't mean you can stay out as late as you want. At least that's what the cops told me during a curfew stop.

Crickets can increase their volume to overcome the sound of 14 generators. (This is the best one, period)

People will get into a line that has already formed without having any
idea what the line is for.

When required, a Chrysler 300M will float... doesn't steer well, but floats just the same.

Some things do keep the mailman from his appointed rounds.

Tele-marketers function no matter what the weather is doing.

Cell phones work when land lines are down, but only as long as the battery remains charged.

27 of your neighbors are fed from a different transformer than you, and they are quick to point that out!

Laundry hampers were not made to contain such a volume.

If I had a store that sold only ice, chain saws, gas, and generators...I'd be rich.

The price of a bag of ice rises 200% after a hurricane.

Your water front property can quickly become someone else's fishing hole.

Tree service companies are under appreciated.

I learned what happens when you make fun of another state's blackout.

MATH 101: 30 days in month, minus 6 days without power equals 30% higher electric bill ?????

Drywall is a compound word, take away the "dry" part and it's worthless.

I can walk a lot farther than I thought.

It is possible to sleep at night with the Florida Philharmonic 4,000 Frog Orcestra sitting outside your window.



Gov. Jeb Bush held a special news conference in Tallahassee today to inform the people of Florida of new state symbols. The changes take effect immediately and must be implemented by all official agencies. The changes are as follows:

The Florida State Flag will now be a blue tarp...............

The license plate symbol of two oranges will be replaced by a chain saw.....

The new State song will be "Blowing in the Wind"..................

The state motto will now be..."Oh my God, Here comes another one".....

The new state beverage will be.............anything with an alcohol base.

The new State tree will be ...............any that are left standing at the end of hurricane season.

The new State Bird will be the "whipper"will.............

The new State nickname will be "State of Disaster"................

And last but not least keep in mind, that Disney will be the "last man standing" as they are up and running...............

[coldfire409]

Actually I thought that the new state flag was the two red flags stacked on top of eachother with a black square in the middle. Also your property values jump up when you are on the same transformer as a special needs shelter.

[Zazu]

Mark my words ... Roaches and Eisner
Isn't that redundant? :twisted:

[Main Streeter]

Mark my words ... Roaches and Eisner
Isn't that redundant? :twisted:
Wish I'd thought of this similarity or "twin ship." Nother PRICELESS Eisner barb from FL. 8) WDW CMs are far better & much quicker with Eisner blasts than DLR CMs. Could this be cuz roach Eisner openly stated he much prefers WDW? At least we can be thankful he shows partiality :wink:

[GMC]

Wow, according to that first list, I might be a Florida resident, execpt i'm pretty sure that's what i go through everytime there's an earthquake, only without the coolers full of ice and stuff, we don't get enough warning for all of that.

I forget where i saw it, but there was an explaination of how the seasons work in California, you see in most places the seasons go spring, summer, fall, winter. In CA we have Mud, Hot, Wind, Fire, Flood. It rains in the spring and we have mudslides, in the summer it's usually nice and hot, and maybe a few eathquakes (small ones, the kind you wish would last longer, because all of the sudden you have a magic fingers bed, but then it's gone before you have a chance to get anywhere with it.) fall/late summer brings wind, and dryness (and you always want it to be at least warm, but no, it's canadian wind, so on top of a complete inability to remain hydrated, you also have bundle up before you go out) and then with the dry and the wind, you get the fire season, which lasts right up until about thanks giving when wind one day and rain next day season starts, and if you're lucky, whcih you will be, it'll not rain all the way till christmas, and you'll have a few fire seaons, and once second week of january comes along... it's back to the mud, because it has now decided to rain. Total # of earthquakes during all this.. about 3 billion, number felt about 100, number actually worthy of feeling/talking about 1 maybe 2

[Zazu]

I forget where i saw it, but there was an explaination of how the seasons work in California, you see in most places the seasons go spring, summer, fall, winter. In CA we have Mud, Hot, Wind, Fire, Flood.
Yeah, in Florida, the seasons are Almost Summer, Summer, Still Summer, and Christmas.

[coldfire409]

I thought that the seasons in Florida were Summer, Hurricane, Leaving Summer, and Almost Summer.

[IndyandMarion]

Hunting Season (Summer)
Hurricane Season (Fall)
Summer (Winter)
Didn't we just see this movie (Spring)

Not at my best tonight. Tired as hell. Gotta open Coaster tomorrow and then go to Mickey's Not So Scary Holloween Party.