some people are gross

[MELightyear]

About 4 or 5 months after I had hired in, I was at the unload of a certain attraction when this group *formerly known as SAP* comes up the exit. It was obvious they didnt need a pass becasue he told me he had a "courtsey cut pass". I asked how many in the party and he replyed 3. He starts coughing and hacking and he spit right in the middle of the exit walkway :shock: . The man, thinking that I didnt notice the lung butter he just so politely displayed on the ground, just pretends it didnt happen. He slowly glances up at me.

Me: Hi there. Umm yeah. Pick that up please.

Man: What?

Me: The thing you just hacked up onto the ground there, pick it up and either throw it in the trash or toss it in the planter.

Man: (with a look of terror and discust) Ok

The 2 other guys he was with were laughing at him. I was trying to keep a stright face. But sure enough he bent down and picked it up *pinkie finger out* and tossed it in the bush.

Me: Thank you. Your car is ready. :D

[Pschtyckque]

Eww.

The nastiest thing I was ever witness to, was a mentally challenged guest about to board Star Tours, drop trou, and then... drop... errr... well... Let's just say he was in "Row #2".

He just stood there grinning as all of the other guests slowly backed away.

[Dante101]

He just stood there grinning as all of the other guests slowly backed away.

Grinning guest: "I'm a good boy! I did a dootie!"

[MELightyear]

Thats really nasty. I hope you didnt tell him to pick it up!

Also, another time at the same attraction, this lady gets out of the boat with her baby in arm. The kid was wearing a new diaper and no pants, and there is a folded diaper (used) tucked ever so neatly into the corner of the seat cushion.

Mam! You forgot your trash.

Oh thats not mine. :roll:

Mam! I know its yours Just take it.

People need to take responsibility for there stupid actions. I just tell em we have cameras everywhere!!!! Disney IS big brother.

[Dante101]

One day at the bottom of the speedramp of Monorail (back in the days when the ramps actually moved), I was with another CM, and for some reason we were both watching this one overweight teenager going up the ramp. He wasn't retarded, just kinda dumb.

We both watched as he started picking his nose as he went up the ramp. It seemed like he went on forever, burrowing that finger deeper and deeper - getting dangerously close to his brain...

Then, as he neard the top of the ramp, he took his finger out and stared at the little piece of snot he'd just exhumed.

The CM next to me said "oh no" under their breath.

The tubby teen continued staring at the snot on his finger.

"He wouldn't..." one of us said.

Then suddenly, sure enough, he jammed that finger into his mouth!!!

A SNOT-EATER!!!

We died laughing!

We had to laugh. If we stopped laughing, we would have vomited...

[Pschtyckque]

Eww.

We had a Mover breakdown because a guest had dropped a freshly-changed diaper out of a train, and on to a pressure-sensitive intrusion mat.

Of course, we knew which guest did it. They, of course, denied everything. Nothing we could really do. Short of evacuating them last.

[SRT_GB]

The worst we had in recent memory was when one of my co-workers put down the shade of a stroller to clean it and there was a diaper, open, face down, with #2 inside.

[Zazu]

The worst we had in recent memory...."
The worst I can remember wasn't the result of stupidity at all, much.

Family rolls their stroller into Toontown Station. As they make the turn, a loaded diaper falls out of the back of their stroller. Before anyone can say or do anything, another guest steps right smack in the middle of it.

Covered an area eight feet in diameter.

I've just gotten folks calmed down and a layer of Voban spread, and was back on the platform for an arriving train when running down the platform behind me comes a 10-year-old kid, barfing every three feet from one end to the other! Never did figure out why he had to streak the platform instead of just making a single mess.

Yup, some days you just can't have too much Voban handy!

[DisneyPrincess]

Nice :roll:
The worst I've seen in those kinds of cases are parents allowing thier children to #1 in planters waiting for the parade, in drains by the pool at one of the All Stars, and on the control booth at Fantasmic.

[SplashMtnBoy]

I experienced something last summer at Splash. I was at dispatch when it happened. We had a log pull up to unload and a female guest refused to get out. She was too embarrassed. It seems her family had forced her to ride, she was very scared. She was soo terrified of the ride that it literally scared the s*#t out of her. :shock: She didn't want anyone to see the mess she made in the log. After we finally coaxed her out from the log, the mess dripped out of her shorts and all over the unload dock. She left a trail from the dock up the exit ramp. Even after we covered it with Voban and warning guests, people kept stepping in it and tracking it all over the exit dock. Gross.
-Brer Joe

[SRT_GB]

The worst I've seen in those kinds of cases are parents allowing thier children to #1 in planters waiting for the parade, in drains by the pool at one of the All Stars, and on the control booth at Fantasmic.
One time I caught a kid doing #1 with his back to the wall next to the CM entrance at Newsstand. If you're not familiar with DL's Newsstand, that means he was facing the crowd of people exiting the park as he was doing it. My friend also saw a little girl doing #1 in the middle of the horse-drawn carriage track on Main Street. Some people just have no decency.

She was soo terrified of the ride that it literally scared the s*#t out of her. :shock: She didn't want anyone to see the mess she made in the log.
So in other words....she dropped a log in the log. I know, that was corny, but I had to say it....
We once had a guest who was so huge he barely fit in one of our ECVs (actually we have more of these than you may think). He was at the shop returning the ECV but he had such a hard time getting out he crapped his pants in the process.

btw is Voban that stuff used to absorb code v and stuff like that?

[Zazu]

btw is Voban that stuff used to absorb code v and stuff like that?
Yeah, it's a mix of orange sawdust and who knows what all else. There's so many chemicals in the mix it qualifies as hazmat.

WDW doesn't use terms like "Code V." I wish they would. Mostly we use the term "protein spill," but with many custodial cast not having English as their first language, I'm occasionally advised to just, "Pick it up and put it back on the shelf, nobody will know." :shock:

These days I just say "Voban Incident" and let them discover what sort when they get there.

[flippin_mermaid]

I had a guest, a grown man, try to take a shit in the backstage area out in Critter Country...his wife and he came around the corner, into the backstage and I was sitting at the picnic table on break eating my lunch...when I realized he was pulling his pants down and trying to squat in the plants there. I jumped up and literally said, "No no no no!!!" as I tried to shoo them away. They couldn't speak english very well and I felt bad for them but come ON...he's a grown man! He should be able to hold it...or at least know when he's getting urgent to go and just GO find a BATHROOM. I just couldn't believe it...they kept begging me to let him crap there and I said, "No! You can't even be back here...and just NO! I'm trying to eat my lunch for petesake!"...I escorted them to the other side of the fence and then explained where the nearest restroom is.

But Disney really needs to have a closer restroom than the one at Hungry Bear...as a mother, I know that kids don't tell you till they absolutely HAVE to go...and I have seen many an "accident" with the kids out there in Critter. I feel bad sometimes.

[Freak]

::Flashback::

I've seen too girls just use the restroom where they were standing in line once. Reason being "They just got off a water ride, no-one would notice."

Girl one: "I need to go to the bathroom, lets get out of line."
Girl two: "I do too, but we're already in line let's just go here, we're already wet from GRR...Nobody will notice."
Girl one: "Okay."
Me: ::Throwing up behind bush:: Well not really, but it wasn't fun sitting next to them in Soarin....

Nasty!

[Jedi]

I was working in one of the stores today when I just finished filling the plush(stuffed animals) for those of you who don't work stores. I had the wall beautiful. I went to another part of the store & I noticed a family that was trying to pick out a plush for their son. This family had a really heavy southern drawl to make it more interesting, I guess. They gave the toddler a plush & let him chew on it. They then said, "oh I don't think he likes to chew on that one much" as he is going (munch, munch, munch.) I could not believe what I was hearing. Then they inquire to each other about finding him another plush that he might like chewing on better. So they move on to a different plush putting the previously chewed plush back on the shelf. They pretty much said the same thing about the second plush as the first plush" I don't think he cares for that one either." They proceed to put that one back on the shelf as well. So on they go to the third plush & do the same exact thing with that one & all the while the child has kept munching on each plush that was given to him. Finally they decide on a plush that he has not slobbered on whatsoever but felt it was perfectly fine to leave the 3 previous items on the shelf, spit & all. I unfortunately was so busy that I was not able to verify which plush they put back so I could not remove them & I was not about to touch them to find out. It just sickens me to witness such gross events. I can't believe the family was condoning this behavior. They just kept mentioning about how they were concerned about how much their child needed to find a toy that he would be most happy chewing on. Makes you wonder, doesn't it. Just when I thought I had seen it all.
I wanted to approach them & tell them to please give me the other 3 plush that their child had chewed on so I could throw them away due to sanitary conditions. I wonder what they would have done? They probably would have offered me a plush to chew on as well!!

[Jedi]

I remember a cast member telling me that she witnessed one of the guests put a huge handful of Jelly Bellies from the dispenser directly into her hand without paying & then deciding she did not like the taste, spit every last one of them out into the tray that catches all the pucker powder & apparently she made some sort of loud hurling noise.

[Grumpy]

I remember a cast member telling me that she witnessed one of the guests put a huge handful of Jelly Bellies from the dispenser directly into her hand without paying & then deciding she did not like the taste, spit every last one of them out into the tray that catches all the pucker powder & apparently she made some sort of loud hurling noise.
Into the pucker powder tray? I take it this happened in the Hunny Spot in Poo(h). . . and we're supposed to to save all that powder that the tray catches. . . I'll have second thoughts from now on everytime I vaccuum that powder up. . .

What the hell do we do with that powder anyway, send it back to the manufacturer?

[the wicked queen]

i'm usually behind a window at my location..of couse guests come up making silly lil faces all the time..well this one guest in particular ( a male in his mid 30 - early 40's) comes up and starts making these wierd faces...of course i'm not amused or suprised....suddenly he looks back then at me and my co worker and lifts up his shirt exposing his fat hairy chest and leans against the window pressing it against the glass i was like :sick1: i immediately turned my head away in disgust...i don't wanna see that again...but the face of the lady with the three kids standing next to him was classic...lol

[the wicked queen]

i was in my kitchen (candy palace) minding my own business when i look out the window and see a woman with her son at the register...nothing unusual..the son( i would say between 2 -3 yrs old) walked away from his mom to the sucker stands.... of course being as small as he is, he couldn't reach anything high up so he reached for the bunch of mickey shaped suckers that were about his shoulder lever..the mother of course too busy paying for whatever she was getting was not paying attention...the lil boy managed to somehow get a sucker loose from the bunch and put it in his mouth... :shock: the mother then looks over :shock: and instead of saying anything to a nearby castmember, she takes the sucker out of his mouth, places it back in the small bunch with the other mickeys and then places the small bunch with the rest of the suker bunches i was like ewwwww she did not just do that ... hello is this lady dumb?? :hammer: she then saw me look at her after she had put the suckers away and grabbed her son and walked away..i wasn't the only one that saw the incident..another castmember saw as well and immediately removed the wet drooly sucker bunch

[Jedi]

I was walking back to pooh corner tonight after lunch. I am just around Hungry Bear when 2 women in late teens early 20's were right ahead of me. Out of nowhere one of them makes the loudest belch I think I have ever heard! Then up on the porch of Pooh Corner before I get inside, just as i was approaching the porch there was a family sitting on the bench outside the store & the daughter was standing facing the store & decides to hock a lung chunk on the porch & the whole family just thought that was the funniest :lol: thing they had ever seen. People have no manners whatsoever :!:

[Jedi]

I see it almost too often. Children eating junk off the floor. In Pooh Corner we have the Jelly Belly dispenser & almost everyday I see little ones pick them up & eat them. When the parents see this they stop their children immediately & have them spit it out. Not this time though. I remember one occassion that I advised the parent that the Jelly Bellies her son was eating were picked up off the floor & also taken from the Jelly Belly tray. I advised that others put them in their mouth & then spit them into the tray or throw them in there. She replied, "that's alright I don''t mind if he eats those!" :o
She never even offered to pay for the Jelly Bellies.

[Jedi]

It was brought to my attention that a fellow cast member went into one of the stores to use the phone. The cast member was left alone in the stockroom to use the phone. When another cast member came in to get something to fill the floor there was an undeniable odor that was not there before. The cast member on the phone looked up in horror at the cast member that came into the stock room because she knew she had been found out :oops:. You guessed it. She farted.

[Jedi]

I remember a cast member telling me that she witnessed one of the guests put a huge handful of Jelly Bellies from the dispenser directly into her hand without paying & then deciding she did not like the taste, spit every last one of them out into the tray that catches all the pucker powder & apparently she made some sort of loud hurling noise.
Into the pucker powder tray? I take it this happened in the Hunny Spot in Poo(h). . . and we're supposed to to save all that powder that the tray catches. . . I'll have second thoughts from now on everytime I vaccuum that powder up. . .

What the hell do we do with that powder anyway, send it back to the manufacturer?
We bottle up all the wasted powder & put it in an empty bottle & send it
back to the vendor. I believe they comp us for it. I would hate to think in
some way they would separate it & resell it. Let us hope not :!:

[Jedi]

I was working in pooh corner tonight when I noticed a boy about 9-12 years of age. I had caught him eating the jelly bellies from his hand, no bag in sight. I told him he needs a bag & would have to purchase the jelly bellies before eating them. He said " but they were on the floor :!: "
I stated that he was not supposed to eat the jelly bellies off the floor & that he would need to hand all of them over to me & again he replied, " even though they were on the floor :?: ". I said yes. I don't understand the logic :?: :sick1: Where were the parents :?:

[reivaX]

ok... kid peeing in a Ziploc baggie and his mom putting it in their back-pack :shock:

[GMC]

ewwe...


i hate the fact that people are afraid to let someone know when they code-V, we aren't going to throw them out of the park, even if they've trown the park food out of their stomache, the worst i would do is make sure they knew wehre first aid was, and see if they wanted me to call a nurse, so what if i have to delay the train, i can't have you puking all over the place!

[Famif]

these stories are classic, got me laughing at a few of them. jedi posting 2+ in a row lol!

I don't work at a park, but here's something terrible I did at Seaworld:
Ate massive dinner, drank a HUGE orange soda all the ways before I got to Shamue's playground! So happy, running up the stairs to the 4th floor and going through hot tunnels, up the massive net, getting slower. . . temperature rising, I look down through the net and see people sitting at tables below me. My own courtesy and logic told me "not here" so I turned around, my sis and my dad saying "uh oh" and went back down through the tunnel to the stairs on the 4th floor, my dad brings me to the railing for air,

I didn't breath in, dinner and orange soda came out like a waterfall. My older sis ran away someplace and I just let it all out, when I was on the ground I looked to a 10+ foot radius solid splash with splatters everywhere, no park guests left in the area, 2 employees standing there assessing the damage talking to each other looking down, then up and pointing trying to figure out just how far up I had to be to get that kind of angle. This was a long time ago and I learned my lesson. I'm sorry to the non-hazmat crew who had to mop and scrape it up off the floor and park fence walls. It was right in front of an employee exit where they take the trash out from many of the shops there. . .

This was a long time ago before middle school for me, maybe 8-10 years ago.

[Jedi]

I went to play yesterday at DCA. In the parking structure there was a family with a few children. One of the children was about 7 years old & let's say slightly chunky. Apparently he must have had some horrible itch. He stuck his hand in his shorts & kept picking his butt. He went on & on. Finally, when he pulled his hand out he decided he had to smell that "sweet aroma" :sick1: . Even worse he then licked his entire hand up & down :!: :sick1:

[Jedi]

I get the best stories from cast members. A fellow cast member was playing at Disneyland one day & decided to ride Mansion. He had noticed that when he was in the elevator that a couple of kids were writing on the wall. He immediately advised a mansion cast member of this. He let the mansion cast member know that he was also a cast member. The mansion cast member asked him to go into a room where there are cameras to have him verify what the kids were doing. Apparently they had picked their noses & decided to writed all over the walls in the elevator. I would think twice before leaning against that wall :!: I guess he noticed other things being written all over the wall & not with a pen, if you get my drift :!: :sick1:

[GMC]

i want to go han out in an attraction's tower sometime, just to see all the SGTs, i suppose i'll gt to see plenty once i pick up indy, but still, mansion's or pirate's would be awesome.

[Grumpy]

ok... kid peeing in a Ziploc baggie and his mom putting it in their back-pack :shock:
Saving a urine sample or something? If I EVER had to go to an extreme to keep my son from peeing his pants, and I advised him to use a ziploc, I would AT LEAST dispose of it in a TRASHCAN

[coldfire409]

Saving a urine sample or something?
Hey you never know when you may need a clean urine sample for something :pimp: if ya know what i mean. . .

Not that I'd ever do anything like that

[Famif]

lol

[reivaX]

:lol: :lol: :lol:

[pnutshuman]

ok, now i cant touch anything in the park, hehehee. what are these people thinking. I do admit in the past(and it will never, ever happen again!) of putting my hand in the water of pirates or small world, never really thought about the ick factor before, but i at least never splashed my face or anything, just dipped my fingers in(now ill have OCD handwashing) im just glad we have always been the passholders you wouldnt notice. people watching is one of our favorite activities, not as much in DL as knotts during the annual haunt, we love to see people get scared. we tend to people watch when it gets crowded(like DL on new years) thank you all for these anecdotes, it has made my work week much more enjoyable(shh, dont tell my boss) and ive only read the first 2 paged of the DL section. im glad mouseplanet mentioned the site!!
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Marci
http://www.geocities.com/pnutshuman/index.html
(if you click on the wedding link you will see pics from our disney themed wedding halloween 2001)
ps. you have all prob seen something like this before, but one day in july 2000 we were walking up towards the castle and hubby led me up to snow whites wishing well, he handed me a quarter and said close your eyes and make a wish, when i opened them, he proposed, yes, my wish came true!

[missmez]

This didn't happen to me but was related the night it happened; an apparently high caste and wealthy woman from India (covered in gold jewelry) got so incensed when told Matterhorn was closed and she couldn't go on it that she SPIT at the ride operator. Nice.

[CBeilby]

Eww.

The nastiest thing I was ever witness to, was a mentally challenged guest about to board Star Tours, drop trou, and then... drop... errr... well... Let's just say he was in "Row #2".

He just stood there grinning as all of the other guests slowly backed away.
We call it Code H in custodial.

[CBeilby]

ok... kid peeing in a Ziploc baggie and his mom putting it in their back-pack :shock:
Saving a urine sample or something? If I EVER had to go to an extreme to keep my son from peeing his pants, and I advised him to use a ziploc, I would AT LEAST dispose of it in a TRASHCAN
Please don't... The last thing any of us in custodial is to be doing a routine trash dump and suddenly end up with Code U in the mixture... Please, take it to the nearest restroom and dispose of it there...

[abc]

Yeah, at least dispose of it into a trash can with a bag in it, like in queues or restrooms. If there is urine in a bag and we don't know its there, and we stompboard it, it won't be pretty to say the least. Plus it will really stink up the trash can...

[CBeilby]

Yeah, at least dispose of it into a trash can with a bag in it, like in queues or restrooms. If there is urine in a bag and we don't know its there, and we stompboard it, it won't be pretty to say the least. Plus it will really stink up the trash can...
Absolutely right. Better a bullet than a standard can if you absolutely must put it in the trash...