Stupid HHN Tricks

[Syndrome]

Mr. Syndrome and I kicked off Halloween Horror Nights yesterday at USF. At one of the haunted houses, there was a very drunk couple in front of us who had been chugged beers in between bouts of licking each other's tonsils during the whole wait time (the guy asked the girl, "So are you going to grab my penis? :eek:). We get in the house, and the girl spends the whole time pointing out the hiding characters, who of course then didn't jump out which rather spoiled things for those of us behind her. God, I wanted to slap her upside the head and say, "If you think this makes you look smart, it's only making you look like a stupid, drunk arsehole."

[disneyaddict]

I wouldn't have been able to stop myself from saying something...not necessarily to them, but just kinda out loud, for everyone to hear.

[GRUMPY PIRATE]

Hmmm, sounds like they were on their first date!!!!

[Canuikstan]

how well were the characters hidden if drunk tonsil lickers can see them?

But i know what ya mean about annoying people ruining the experience.. we seemed to always come across "ghouls" just as they were resetting...

[Notatourist]

Trick to that is that YOU slow down. That gets the drunk group out of the area quickly and you get the rare chance to get scared. What I tend to do is point out the drunks to the scareactors!

[Syndrome]

We had some more fun with drunken guests last night...this time, they weren't really SGs but more just DAGs (Drunken Amusing Guests)...very jovial but drunk out of their minds. They were in front of us for the Dead Exposure house, and the b/f had run quickly out of line to get a turkey leg so they could nosh while waiting. Problem is, it was a really short line so by the time he got back they only had time to grab a few bites before we were almost ready to go in. So g/f takes the honkin' big, greasy turkey leg and somehow manages to jam it into one of her pockets! Then she started yelping, "Owwwww, it's hot!" They were hilarious to go through the house with because that one is dark and full of strobes, and the g/f was the sort who had a heart attack when a scareactor was even vaguely in the vicinity. I had the amusement of watching her, while Mr. Syndrome had a group that was totally freaking out behind him. He was getting trampled quite a bit, but he said the minor bodily injury was worth the amusement factor.

[Purpura]

Mr. Syndrome and I kicked off Halloween Horror Nights yesterday at USF. At one of the haunted houses, there was a very drunk couple in front of us who had been chugged beers in between bouts of licking each other's tonsils during the whole wait time (the guy asked the girl, "So are you going to grab my penis? :eek:). We get in the house, and the girl spends the whole time pointing out the hiding characters, who of course then didn't jump out which rather spoiled things for those of us behind her. God, I wanted to slap her upside the head and say, "If you think this makes you look smart, it's only making you look like a stupid, drunk arsehole."

No... Next time you get behind a drunk couple that start acting this way, Scream in their ears, then say "Oh sorry, I'm having Haunted Mansion flashbacks..."

[GRUMPY PIRATE]

No... Next time you get behind a drunk couple that start acting this way, Scream in their ears, then say "Oh sorry, I'm having Haunted Mansion flashbacks..."

Or AK safari flashbacks!

[Syndrome]

Oh God, Mr. Syndrome really freaked me out today. I was talking about Turkey Leg Pocket Woman and he informed me that she didn't stick it in a pocket...she actually stuck it down the front of her pants!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I didn't have a clear shot to see it in the dark and I was behind Mr. Syndrome so I just assumed when I saw her groping that it was going in a pocket. Who the heck would want to risk hot, greasy turkey leg burns in that area? OUCH!! I don't think we're gonna beat that one this year.

[felinefan]

Front of her pants? EEEEWWWWW!!!!!!:barf::ewww::puke2::sick::gross:

[DisneyMom]

Oh God, Mr. Syndrome really freaked me out today. I was talking about Turkey Leg Pocket Woman and he informed me that she didn't stick it in a pocket...she actually stuck it down the front of her pants!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I didn't have a clear shot to see it in the dark and I was behind Mr. Syndrome so I just assumed when I saw her groping that it was going in a pocket. Who the heck would want to risk hot, greasy turkey leg burns in that area? OUCH!! I don't think we're gonna beat that one this year.

Front of her pants? EEEEWWWWW!!!!!!:barf::ewww::puke2::sick::gross:

Hahaha........that would be one hard to explain if she needed treatment for the burns!:twisted:

[felinefan]

I was thinking of her pulling it out later and eating the rest of it!:eek:

[Big Wallaby]

Who the heck would want to risk hot, greasy turkey leg burns in that area? OUCH!! I don't think we're gonna beat that one this year.You've heard of a Brazilian wax? She was going for the Kentucky wax.

[hobie16]

You've heard of a Brazilian wax? She was going for the Kentucky wax.
Wouldn't that be a Kentucky Grease job?

[GRUMPY PIRATE]

Wouldn't that be a Kentucky Grease job?

That sounds like she would show up on "Applachian Emergency Room!"

[Captain C]

I hear the infamous Bender.
"Get a room!"
"We are in a room!"
"Then loose some weight!"

[Doctor McKey]

Or AK safari flashbacks!

As a former Safari Driver... I must :bbbat: you!!

[GRUMPY PIRATE]

As a former Safari Driver... I must :bbbat: you!!

?? You OBVIOUSLY don't know about BW's "screaming kid" incident, of which I was referring.

I call upon the flying bongo to dispense justice too you!!

:flybongo:

[Cranbiz]

Wouldn't that be a Kentucky Grease job?

Perhaps the Kentucky Fried Movie.

The popcorn you are eating has been pissed in....Film at 11.

[turkeyham]

That made me laugh. Some SG asked the turkey vendor if they sold churros on the cart. Chimichungas and turkey legs only. That would be rather gross seeing a cinnomon covered chimichunga. Too bad they got rid of the flavor dip sauces.:D:

[Canuikstan]

Since this topic popped back up on my radar...

Took the kidlets (dd 9, and ds 11) to their first Halloween Haunt at the Local park.

My Daughter is used to me being all ghouled out (click here (http://i130.photobucket.com/albums/p270/bdoyledimou/IMG_4085.jpg) for last Halloween) so the wandering scareactors didn't bother her... but in the mazes with the darkness and flashing lights.. she was a bit scared.. and the teenage "Scream Queens" behind us didn't help much with their blood curtling screams whenever they turned a corner (scare actor or not).

After a few mazes she got the hang of thins though, and started having a good time and actually waving to the ghouls :)

In one of the mazes (the Asylum)a scareactor resembling a bloody child asked her to play.. and she actually said OK! we had to drag her out of the place :)

She couldn't stop talking about her though ..

[DisneyMom]

Hehehe,
Love both of your Makeup jobs!:)
I tried to think of the scariest costume ever for this year, so I think I'll be....
get ready......
Middle-Aged Hannah Montana!:eek:

[dazyhill]

Since this topic popped back up on my radar...

Took the kidlets (dd 9, and ds 11) to their first Halloween Haunt at the Local park.

My Daughter is used to me being all ghouled out (click here (http://i130.photobucket.com/albums/p270/bdoyledimou/IMG_4085.jpg) for last Halloween) so the wandering scareactors didn't bother her... but in the mazes with the darkness and flashing lights.. she was a bit scared.. and the teenage "Scream Queens" behind us didn't help much with their blood curtling screams whenever they turned a corner (scare actor or not).

After a few mazes she got the hang of thins though, and started having a good time and actually waving to the ghouls :)

In one of the mazes (the Asylum)a scareactor resembling a bloody child asked her to play.. and she actually said OK! we had to drag her out of the place :)

She couldn't stop talking about her though ..
Were you at Canada's Wonderland? Halloween Haunt was started at Knott's Berry Farm 36 years ago. Cedar Fair introduced Halloween Haunt to other parks they own starting a few years back. Interesting that they also use some of the same maze names too. The Asylum has been a maze at Knott's for many years.

[GRUMPY PIRATE]

Hehehe,
Love both of your Makeup jobs!:)
I tried to think of the scariest costume ever for this year, so I think I'll be....
get ready......
Middle-Aged Hannah Montana!:eek:

Oh, you GOTTA post some pics!!!!


hehehehehehe

[Main Streeter]

I tried to think of the scariest costume ever for this year, so I think I'll be....get ready......
Middle-Aged Hannah Montana!:eek:
DisneyMom, ANYTHING / ANYBODY is better than the real Hannah Mont. ;) Geez, Cast T V plays it over & over & over &....... Mid age is far better than spoiled blonde ego child. :eek:

[Canuikstan]

Yup.. Canada's Wonderland it would be..

GruvGrl and Myself went last year with my parents.. thought it was kinda cool and that the kids would like it , but they were both to afraid last year to go.. this year, they were excited, so we went!



Oh, you GOTTA post some pics!!!!


hehehehehehe

I would imagine she would look something like this in about 4 years...

http://www.bbc.co.uk/comedy/abfab/gallery/images/1lrg.jpg

[Tinker Bell]

?? You OBVIOUSLY don't know about BW's "screaming kid" incident, of which I was referring.

I call upon the flying bongo to dispense justice too you!!

:flybongo:

Oh sweet lord! Don't leave us hanging! Do share, my curiosity is killing me.

[disneyprincess1988]

Oh wow, HHN! This was my first year going and I went on the very last night of the event, so there was almost no wait for the houses. While I only went in 4 of the houses (Interstellar Terror, Doomsday, Scary Tales, and Creatures!), it was still creepy as hell. In fact, as I was coming upon the exit for Creatures!, I failed to notice the scareactor right behind me. So as soon as he jumped up and growled, I booked it out the door. :D:

[Shorty82]

You all can keep HHN. I'll stick with MNSSHP. I like my Halloweens on the less scary end of the spectrum.

Oh sweet lord! Don't leave us hanging! Do share, my curiosity is killing me.

Here's the thread (http://www.stupidguesttricks.com/showthread.php?t=3844) being talked about.

[turkeyham]

I like the MNSSHP, it was allot of fun this year. Last year on the 1st week it rained hard. They did a great job on the headless horseman too. Too bad Disneyland does not host a Halloween party in their park like MK does. I would like to see more if they did. :)

[Syndrome]

While nothing will ever beat Turkey Leg Down the Pants Lady, Mr. Syndrome did have a run-in with an interesting SG. Most of his stupidity seemed to be caused by his state of inebriation, which was enhanced (so he told us proudly) by 5 or 6 "blood bags" (jello shots). He kept running up behind Mr. Syndrome and yelling, "I scared you!" which seemed to amuse him to no end. He was actually with the group in front of us, and he almost got his butt kicked out of the house for touching a scareactor. I think he was harmless but just very, very drunk and I'd wager money he got kicked out of the park for doing something dumb before the night was over.

I think people like him and Turkey Leg Lady and her boyfriend might be fairly sane, and even fun, people when sober, but alcohol seems to bring out the stupid.

[GRUMPY PIRATE]

You all can keep HHN. I'll stick with MNSSHP. I like my Halloweens on the less scary end of the spectrum.



Here's the thread (http://www.stupidguesttricks.com/showthread.php?t=3844) being talked about.

Thanks shorty!! I guess BW is absent lately!

[Shorty82]

Thanks shorty!! I guess BW is absent lately!

He's keeping busy lately. He's on his way here right now (we're going to Universal) and I'll be sure to mention something.

[Ms. Matterhorn]

He's keeping busy lately. He's on his way here right now (we're going to Universal) and I'll be sure to mention something.

Have fun, Shorty! We'll look forward to your Trip Report and SG Report!

[turkeyham]

Shorty82,

I see you are off to Universal again. Our group when we were out there went IOA. Our friend Melissa works at Hard Rock Cafe at the City Walk. Have fun out there. :)

[felinefan]

While nothing will ever beat Turkey Leg Down the Pants Lady, Mr. Syndrome did have a run-in with an interesting SG. Most of his stupidity seemed to be caused by his state of inebriation, which was enhanced (so he told us proudly) by 5 or 6 "blood bags" (jello shots). He kept running up behind Mr. Syndrome and yelling, "I scared you!" which seemed to amuse him to no end. He was actually with the group in front of us, and he almost got his butt kicked out of the house for touching a scareactor. I think he was harmless but just very, very drunk and I'd wager money he got kicked out of the park for doing something dumb before the night was over.

I think people like him and Turkey Leg Lady and her boyfriend might be fairly sane, and even fun, people when sober, but alcohol seems to bring out the stupid.

Yeah, well, it's like they say, "Instant Asshole, Just Add Alcohol."

[GRUMPY PIRATE]

Yeah, well, it's like they say, "Instant Asshole, Just Add Alcohol."

Iffn ya can't hold yer likker, yer better not even start!!!

RUM?

[Main Streeter]

like they say, "Instant Asshole, Just Add Alcohol."
LOL Feline, you nailed it! :cool: I hear this Exact phrase from D L Security Officer EVERY night after shift. Rude, loud, idiot drunk guests - but they do make fun stories on shuttle & drive home. :D: As stated before - D L Security Officers are very under rated & must have the psychology of Job. Security ROCKS!! :cool:

[DisneyMom]

How are they getting drunk at Disneyland?......Oh wait a minute. i remember a friend as a teen bring in a bottle-no security check then!:rolleyes:

[mechurchlady]

How are they getting drunk at Disneyland?......Oh wait a minute. i remember a friend as a teen bring in a bottle-no security check then!:rolleyes:

Even today a person can sneak in booze such as a rum and coke in a coke bottle. Security is not going to take someone's soda pop. There are other methods like the shoe that holds a hidden flask. Of course you can drink then crawl into DLR, lol. DL is the dry park but them bootleggers will sneak in the liquor.

[GRUMPY PIRATE]

How are they getting drunk at Disneyland?......Oh wait a minute. i remember a friend as a teen bring in a bottle-no security check then!:rolleyes:

Even though I likes me RUM, I can't imagine walking around DLR or WDW with a bunch of alcohol in me!

FIRST of all, if its during the day, you are going to get seriously dehydrated!!

that is NOT a good thing. And how are you supposed to have fun?

of course, getting alcohol in is really very easy. a small flask in a pocket, could go undetected!

[felinefan]

Once when I was working Huff'N'Puff at Knott's, there was this obviously inebriated Mexican guy with his little boy that came up. As the boy pumped his car around the track, his father asked where he could buy beer. I pulled out my map, and pointed out a couple of places that served beer and wine with meals--both were sit-down restaurants. He tried to take my map, but I said it was mine, and he apologized. After he left with his son, I began to worry about his impairment. I really should've called someone, if only to make sure the little boy would be safe. They must've lived in the neighborhood--no way he could've driven in his condition. And this was before noon!:eek:

I just hope the restaurant staff made him sober up for the sake of safety.

[dazyhill]

I had a similar problem FelineFan. Once,when I was out at the Camp Snoopy Cart a guy came up to me and asked were he could buy alcohol. I told him the name of a place in Fiesta Village but added that it was very expensive. He told me he didn't care he would pay any price. That's when I smelled alcohol on his breath and he reeked! Like you, I was just too stunned to even think about calling security, though I think they eventually caught up with him. I really stuck out.

[DisneyMom]

Sounds like what my neighbor saw on his way to work one morning recently....a guy hit his truck, not too bad,did pull over, but then began to slowly stumble away along the freeway,VERY intoxicated.....My Neighbor, astounded, looked in the other guys car where there were TWO small children inside, thankfully not hurt, surrounded by the empties!:eek:
My neighbor stayed by the kids and called 911 while the guy continued to stumble around confusedly ....They came in a couple minutes and apprehended the guy who still was wondering where he was. The police tried to get him on every count possible, and tried to get my neighbor to say that the offender had RUN away from the scene of the crime, but my neighbor said, well, he was Stumbling, not Running:rolleyes:
Very Sad for the Kids:(

[Canuikstan]

Sounds like what my neighbor saw on his way to work one morning recently....a guy hit his truck, not too bad,did pull over, but then began to slowly stumble away along the freeway,VERY intoxicated.....My Neighbor, astounded, looked in the other guys car where there were TWO small children inside, thankfully not hurt, surrounded by the empties!:eek:
My neighbor stayed by the kids and called 911 while the guy continued to stumble around confusedly ....They came in a couple minutes and apprehended the guy who still was wondering where he was. The police tried to get him on every count possible, and tried to get my neighbor to say that the offender had RUN away from the scene of the crime, but my neighbor said, well, he was Stumbling, not Running:rolleyes:
Very Sad for the Kids:(

I work from home,and used to work in my basement of a semi attached house and one morning in Jan 2003, as i was getting on my first call of the day, the whole house shook...

Startled, i ran upstairs and out to my front porch to see a Honda CRT sticking out of the bay window of my attached neighbor 4 feet off the ground.

We live in a new urban-ism community with rear laneways, and our homes looked out to the end of one. Snowplows had piled up snow on our front lawns (6 feet from our porches) and had provided a convenient ramp for this car to launch.

When the ambulance arrived the driver of the car was drunk, at 9 am.. and complaining that she had to get to work. She also claimed her alcohol problem wasn't the cause of the accident but that her anti lock breaks and 4 wheel drive had stopped working (the accident re constructionist determined she had hit the gas, not the brake).

[GRUMPY PIRATE]

I know a couple of CHP (and SDPD) guys, they tell me that they can pretty much arrest a drunk driver at any time of the day!

One was telling me about a factory that had 24 hour shifts, (up in the L.A. area) he and his partner were always getting callsfor drunk drivers, as the night shift would get off work abot 7 A.M., and go to one of several bars a block away, by 8 to 9 a.m., they would hit the freeway totally drunk!
(just in time for rush hour!!)

[Syndrome]

Startled, i ran upstairs and out to my front porch to see a Honda CRT sticking out of the bay window of my attached neighbor 4 feet off the ground.
This reminds me of the worst drunk driving case I ever encountered. Years ago, a drunk plowed into the house of a woman who worked in my employer's cafeteria. Ironically, she was very active in the local chapter of MADD. The poor woman had been sleeping on her couch and was trapped for two hours. Rescuers couldn't get to her so she died. She was conscious while trapped and calling for help...gives me the shivers to think about it. The jerk-boy drunk teen who killed her was related to the mayor so he got off scot-free. I hope she haunts him to his dying die.

[DisneyMom]

This reminds me of the worst drunk driving case I ever encountered. Years ago, a drunk plowed into the house of a woman who worked in my employer's cafeteria. Ironically, she was very active in the local chapter of MADD. The poor woman had been sleeping on her couch and was trapped for two hours. Rescuers couldn't get to her so she died. She was conscious while trapped and calling for help...gives me the shivers to think about it. The jerk-boy drunk teen who killed her was related to the mayor so he got off scot-free. I hope she haunts him to his dying die.

Horrifying.:mad:

[turkeyham]

My sister and I went to Barona Resort and Casino. In the morning around 7 am to midnight, this Casino does not serve alcohol!:) The hours after midnight to 6:59 am they do. By that time we did not see that many players.

One of my friends who lived out in Las Vegas was waiting for a bus. A drunk driver hit the bus stop where she was waiting. She and 12 others were at the stop. The driver plowed into the bus stop, killing 5 and injuring 7. My friend had several broken ribs and a bruised lung. The driver was not so lucky. The driver died at the scene. :twisted:

[felinefan]

This reminds me of the worst drunk driving case I ever encountered. Years ago, a drunk plowed into the house of a woman who worked in my employer's cafeteria. Ironically, she was very active in the local chapter of MADD. The poor woman had been sleeping on her couch and was trapped for two hours. Rescuers couldn't get to her so she died. She was conscious while trapped and calling for help...gives me the shivers to think about it. The jerk-boy drunk teen who killed her was related to the mayor so he got off scot-free. I hope she haunts him to his dying die.

If I had been a relative to that poor lady, I would've been picketing that mayor's residence, and circulating a petition to have him removed, and anything else to point out the stupidity of what his son did.

[Syndrome]

If I had been a relative to that poor lady, I would've been picketing that mayor's residence, and circulating a petition to have him removed, and anything else to point out the stupidity of what his son did.
There was a LOT of outrage when it first happened because the media loved the "active in MADD" angle. Sadly the story died out and it took forever to come to court and by the time it did no one but the family seemed to care anymore. I've never been tolerant of drunk drivers, but that case made me firmly believe that if they kill someone they should be convicted of intentional homicide. When you start drinking with no alternate transportation plans you've made the choice and formed the intent in my view. Lock 'em up forever.