Is he really wearing that?

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From: cujosr104@a...
Date: Tue Jun 25, 2002 3:45am
Subject: Is he really wearing that?

So I work at The Train in DCA (AKA Bakersfield Bakery and Burr-Bank Ice Cream). Keep this in mind for future posts. In this particular case I was working at Baker's as a Runner when one of the cashiers waves me over and points me to a guest just out of my view. She asks, "Is he wearing boxers?" I move my head just enough to see that lo and behold there was a guy wearing only a button down shirt and boxers (yellow and white stripes), and nothing else! After which I had to run in the back and laugh my ass off. HA HA HA

[GMC]

they're allowed to, so long as thier covered (i know this is an old one, but i just wanted to see if there was anything good in the back here)

[goose]

A guy came up to my wagon one time wearing a shirt and a speedo. I'm pretty sure he was American. He was standing real close in his speedo. I looked down for a second and I could see the whole outline of his junk. :shock:

[GMC]

sick. at least he didn't like get close enough for you to feel his... what were we calling it today at indy... "happy log."

[Stduck]

A guy came up to my wagon one time wearing a shirt and a speedo. I'm pretty sure he was American. He was standing real close in his speedo. I looked down for a second and I could see the whole outline of his junk. :shock:
Now a speedo in public that's well wierd. But I was on the swim team from the time I was in 5th grade through high school. I saw A LOT of guys in speedos. Frankly it never bothered me. And besides I got to see a lot of cute butts that way.

[coldfire409]

A speedo is only good, and I think required if you have the body for it. If you do not have the body for it then don't wear one. You will never catch me in a speedo because I don't look good in them.

[Stduck]

I've seen people who should never be seen in a speedo (and people who should never be seen nude. the curse of an art major). But a speedo to DLR? that's wierd

[Grumpy]

So I work at The Train in DCA (AKA Bakersfield Bakery and Burr-Bank Ice Cream). Keep this in mind for future posts. In this particular case I was working at Baker's as a Runner when one of the cashiers waves me over and points me to a guest just out of my view. She asks, "Is he wearing boxers?" I move my head just enough to see that lo and behold there was a guy wearing only a button down shirt and boxers (yellow and white stripes), and nothing else! After which I had to run in the back and laugh my ass off. HA HA HA
Hey, in many spiels, it is stated that shirt and shoes are required at all times. Why pants are not required? Possibly due to the fact that Donald Duck doesn't wear pants.

[goose]

Well, I'm not sure it was technically a speedo. They were more like workout shorts. They were very tight and thin.

[Stduck]

Yet when Donald steps out of the shower he has to put a towel around his waist.

[IndyandMarion]

I Believe! Speedos and Spandex should be a privalege and not a right-Larry the Cable Guy.

This actually happened today. Female (Bout 20-25) came up to Coaster today and my buddie like elbowed me in the stomach, course when that happens, you listen to what needs to be said. Anyways, the girl is wearing a bikini (No problems, its covering...kinda). Lets put it this way, she had it, and the bikini was wearing was say 3 sizes smaller than her....not that we guys were complaining.

However, I believe the crowning moment was when my friend handed the girl like 10 fastpasses just so any guy in the courtyard could see "the movie" (as he put it) over and over again.

[Zazu]

This actually happened today. Female (Bout 20-25) came up to Coaster today and my buddie like elbowed me in the stomach, course when that happens, you listen to what needs to be said. Anyways, the girl is wearing a bikini (No problems, its covering...kinda). Lets put it this way, she had it, and the bikini was wearing was say 3 sizes smaller than her....not that we guys were complaining.
I think this gal was at Splash Mountain on Monday. Description matches, anyway. I think she also got ten fastpasses, because she kept jogging from the exit around to the FastPass return gate every half hour.

My eyes are still tired from watching her go by. Up-down-up-down-up-down.... http://figzu.com/smilies/kronkette.gif

One trip she jiggled past, a group of half a dozen less subtle members of the male gender actually broke into spontaneous applause.

[GMC]

i love the little anim you put in there, makes me think Monty Python. you can bet i would have had my eye glued, and i'm really not one that's all to keen on noticing the "courtiscies" (or for spelling) i'd probly pull bit niply out, or something like that, but since it's now the mud season, i't also cold, always, so there's not much of that runa round half nakedness anymore, excpet for some ... insulated girls that i saw running around at the hotel pool when i made a trip over to there.

[Stduck]

Yes which I am slowly rethinking my brilliant idea of taking a swim class in an outdoor pool this semester.....

I'll agree with Indy, spandex is a priveldge not a right. On a similar note my boyfriend and I were having dinner and disscussing why do people wear clothing not intended for their body type.

[Zazu]

i love the little anim you put in there, makes me think Monty Python.
Sorry, wrong. This smiley should make you think of Monty Python: http://figzu.com/smilies/python.gif

[GMC]

ll i was thinking more monty python with the girl jogging her juggles around splash mountain, just like the end of... one of his movies. well, either way it's funny.

[LegoDan]

ah yes, Monty Python, home of cross-dressing lumberjacks, bicycle repairmen, balanches that turn men into Scottsmen, and the Spanish Inquisition.

[CujoSR]

ah yes, Monty Python, home of cross-dressing lumberjacks, bicycle repairmen, balanches that turn men into Scottsmen, and the Spanish Inquisition.Don't forget The Knight's Who Say "Ni!"

[LegoDan]

i was thinking more along the lines of their tv show, but yes also the knight's who say "Ni", Brian, the accountants who sail the wide accountant sea, the dead parrot, the spam song, etc., etc.

but anyways, the worst thing in the world is the old ladies thinking they can pull off wearing a tube top and spandex pants (especially when they're fat)

the funniest thing i saw was a grandma sporting a mullet



"And that, my liedge, is how we know the earth to be banana shaped"
"didn't expect some spanish inquisition" "nobody expects the Spanish Inquisituion!"

[GMC]

the funniest thing i saw was a grandma sporting a mullet
CODE M, CODE M, SOUTH STATION!

[saidthekat]

i saw a man in a pimp coat last night. (and it wasn't part of a halloween costume)