Contrary to popular belief, we do not want to eat your baby... (USH Story)

[SophiaHapgood]

Hey there everyone, I thought I'd share a story a friend told me today since it qualifies as a major SGT.

So my friend is friends with Shrek up at USH and she's told me some strange experiences, but I think this one ranks pretty high.

He was out on a set and couldn't see all that well so all he saw was this hispanic guy come up to him. A few moments later he feels something in Shrek's mouth and thought it was some sort of cloth since he couldn't see it clearly. A few seconds later he realized that it was actually a newborn baby's feet that this guy had stuck in Shrek's mouth, leaving the baby's head dangling...

Apparently the PA (Character Host) saw this happen but was too shocked to even say anything. What could the PA have said... "No sir, Shrek will not eat your baby until it has been properly BBQ'd. Cajun style preferred."

I seriously think we should start considering requiring licenses to breed...

[I LUV Chip]

oh...wow....um...:eek:

That's worse than SG, that's just messed in the head! LOL

[Theme Park Where]

Yeah, I used to get that every so often when I was friends with Shamu at Sea World. Yikes! :eek:

[glendalais]

Yeah, I used to get that every so often when I was friends with Shamu at Sea World. Yikes! :eek:

*pictures parents feeding their children to a killer whale*

:eek: I get goosebumps just thinking about it.

[BRWombat]

But... wouldn't it make for a cool picture??? :rolleyes:

[GRUMPY PIRATE]

If they keep doing that, just set up one of the fake heads like the sharks near the Nemo atttraction at WDW.

That Does seem a little creepy!

[svickersart]

Last time I was there they had "Jaws" hanging by his tail, i have a pick of me being "eaten" by him.

Steve

[Whazzup]

Welcome to SGT, Sophiahapgood, even if you do bring a creepy SG story to share. :eek: The welcoming marsupials should be along shortly. I think they are both taking naps today.

[GRUMPY PIRATE]

Wombat was here today, must be checking his briefs!!!

[SophiaHapgood]

Last time I was there they had "Jaws" hanging by his tail, i have a pick of me being "eaten" by him.

Steve

Well, that Jaws figure was set up as a photo op for that same reason. Plus this is a close to newborn baby we're talking about here, not an adult! Just putting the child in this position could cause some serious brain damage never mind how unsafe it is. Not that I think you were meaning to defend the SG anyway :p:

Welcome to SGT, Sophiahapgood, even if you do bring a creepy SG story to share. :eek: The welcoming marsupials should be along shortly. I think they are both taking naps today.

Thanks a bunch! And believe me, that's just one of the higher ranking stories. I've got a nice lot of SGT and SCMT's hidden under my sleeve from my long overdrawn tenure with Mr. Mouse. :twisted:

[DisneyMom]

Well, that Jaws figure was set up as a photo op for that same reason. Plus this is a close to newborn baby we're talking about here, not an adult! Just putting the child in this position could cause some serious brain damage never mind how unsafe it is. Not that I think you were meaning to defend the SG anyway :p:



Thanks a bunch! And believe me, that's just one of the higher ranking stories. I've got a nice lot of SGT and SCMT's hidden under my sleeve from my long overdrawn tenure with Mr. Mouse. :twisted:

Very Dangerous to put an infant in an area with unknown objects inside or could be dropped. Father will probably end up reported to CPS....:mad:

Welcome to the Board and maybe we'll see you at DL sometime!:)

[BRWombat]

Wombat was here today, must be checking his briefs!!!Argggh! I replied to the thread and didn't welcome??? I'm slipping in my old age.

:welcome: to :sgt: from :wallaby: and :wombat:, SophiaHapgood!!! :D: :D: :D:

[turkeyham]

A few years back when I went to Disney Studios, we would take the backlot tour. Our favorite place to go was the prop room. I have pictures of my friend's kids being smashed by the steam roller. It was allot of fun.:D:

[GRUMPY PIRATE]

Argggh! I replied to the thread and didn't welcome??? I'm slipping in my old age.

:welcome: to :sgt: from :wallaby: and :wombat:, SophiaHapgood!!! :D: :D: :D:

Thats okay, we all have a slip of memory from time to ti....


err, what was I talking about?

[Randy B]

Thats okay, we all have a slip of memory from time to ti....


err, what was I talking about?

RUM, of course. :D:

Randy

[joanna71985]

Hey there everyone, I thought I'd share a story a friend told me today since it qualifies as a major SGT.

I seriously think we should start considering requiring licenses to breed...

Wow! That is messed up!

This is why we tell guests that the character(s) can not hold their kids. Once I was with Pooh, and a lady asked if Pooh could hold her baby. Literally, and I mean literally, after I told her this she tripped, almost dropping her own baby. I really wanted to tell her "now, you see why they can't hold babies?".:rolleyes:

[EeyoresButterfly]

I hated it when people would try to get us to hold babies. Now do you really want to trust mouse with three fat fingers to hold your baby, or a little blue alien whose sole purpose on this earth is to destroy things? Common sense is a beautiful thing!

[joanna71985]

Too bad guests leave it in their cars!:rolleyes:

[Shorty82]

Too bad guests leave it in their cars!:rolleyes:

Leave it in their cars? I don't think most SGs have any common sense to begin with. It is almost amazing how truly uncommon common sense is.

[SophiaHapgood]

Too bad guests leave it in their cars!:rolleyes:

Their common sense or their babies? :eek:

[joanna71985]

Their common sense or their babies? :eek:

Common sense!:D:


Hopefully they do have the ounce of sense to NOT leave their babies in the car.

[hobie16]

Their common sense or their babies? :eek:
Yes.

[Mayonnaise]

Their common sense or their babies?


Yes.

Hobie... are you by any chance a Vorlon?

8^P

[hobie16]

Hobie... are you by any chance a Vorlon?
From Wikipedia. "...observers will usually perceive (a Vorlon) as a being of pure light."

That's me!!!

[Randy B]

From Wikipedia. "...observers will usually perceive (a Vorlon) as a being of pure light."

That's me!!!

(speculating) Darph as a Vorlon: a being of pure light beer?

Randy