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pattimelt

12-15-2007, 07:18 PM

Big Wallaby

12-15-2007, 07:35 PM

My first response, just to see their response, would be "Full adult price."

Wait for it...

You gotta have fun with these people.

GuestJockey

12-15-2007, 08:43 PM

Winners! lol

GRUMPY PIRATE

12-15-2007, 10:52 PM

Should have told them it was a two for one deal!! Today only!!

GuestJockey

12-16-2007, 08:41 AM

"well, he's DOUBLE free, mam. we actually GIVE YOU $80 to take him in there. It'll all pay off for us in the end when we glue his little feet to the floor and teach him that song."

GRUMPY PIRATE

12-16-2007, 09:46 AM

Problem is, she would probably say "Oh, we LOVE that song!!" "Its a world of hope, ....." and now its stuck in your mind!!

ktulu

12-16-2007, 12:30 PM

"I'm sorry, we cannot admit children to $park."

Big Wallaby

12-16-2007, 03:47 PM

Actually, it amazes me how IASW doesn't get stuck in my head, despite the fact I used to say the lyrics every bus trip.

Strange.

Not that I'm complaining or anything...

CMGUY89

12-16-2007, 04:27 PM

Actually, it amazes me how IASW doesn't get stuck in my head, despite the fact I used to say the lyrics every bus trip.

Strange.

Not that I'm complaining or anything...
True, when I complain about the Land I remember it could be MUCH worse. ;)

GRUMPY PIRATE

12-16-2007, 06:07 PM

Actually, it amazes me how IASW doesn't get stuck in my head, despite the fact I used to say the lyrics every bus trip.

Strange.

Not that I'm complaining or anything...

Short term memory glitch?

Big Wallaby

12-16-2007, 06:46 PM

Nope. I just have enough other Disney songs stuck in my head to last a lifetime!

Geez, I wish I was a good singer. I can hold a tune very well, which makes me a great asset in choirs, but that is overridden by my terrible singing voice.

Great speaking voice, awful singing voice.

Harumph.

GRUMPY PIRATE

12-16-2007, 07:22 PM

Cranbiz

12-17-2007, 09:48 AM

Problem is, she would probably say "Oh, we LOVE that song!!" "Its a world of hope, ....." and now its stuck in your mind!!

Thanks Grumpy :twisted:

Now I have it stuck in my head.

GRUMPY PIRATE

12-17-2007, 09:54 AM

Thanks Grumpy :twisted:

Now I have it stuck in my head.

Sorry, I find when I get near IASW I take a collectable pin, take off the clutch back, and start jamming the pin into my hand, I start to forget the song after about an hour!!

(BAD thing is, when we take the grandkids..Guess which attraction THEY want to go on!!!)

hhsrat

12-17-2007, 08:28 PM

True, when I complain about the Land I remember it could be MUCH worse. ;)

"Listen to the land we all love, nature's plan will shine above ..."
or
"Here we Go! it's the Universe of Energy!"
or
"It's that song in your head, makes you wish you were dead, it's a small world after all"

CMGUY89

12-17-2007, 08:57 PM

LOL, I loved the original UoE music.
"Feel the flow, here we go!"

GRUMPY PIRATE

12-17-2007, 09:10 PM

having see ellens LOE, just before the big bang, a question. If there was nothing in the universe BEFORE the big bang, where did the DOOR come from?

CMGUY89

12-17-2007, 10:54 PM

having see ellens LOE, just before the big bang, a question. If there was nothing in the universe BEFORE the big bang, where did the DOOR come from?
Its symbolic...duh! LOL
IDK, it doesn't have to make sense, or else they would be talking about the oil crisis and stuff, right?

GRUMPY PIRATE

12-17-2007, 11:42 PM

Crisis? What crisis? I diidn't get any memo about that!!!

CMGUY89

12-18-2007, 12:34 AM

Crisis? What crisis? I diidn't get any memo about that!!!

There have been memo problems lately...;)

hobie16

12-18-2007, 08:07 AM

There have been memo problems lately...;)
You're right. I keep getting memos about the memos.

GRUMPY PIRATE

12-18-2007, 10:12 AM

You're right. I keep getting memos about the memos.

I think you should send a memorandum concerning this "Memo crisis" to everyone involved in this problem, before its too late to write a memo!

CBeilby

12-18-2007, 10:41 AM

Don't forget to read the memo about the TPS reports and the new cover sheets for them...

GRUMPY PIRATE

12-18-2007, 10:48 AM

Don't forget to read the memo about the TPS reports and the new cover sheets for them...

I'll get right on that, but I have a meeting with the 'BOBS", and did anyone see my stapler?

CMGUY89

12-18-2007, 12:51 PM

I'm missing my stapler too! I used to have a desk by the windows where I could see the squirrels and they were married...

"Corporate accounts payable, Nina speaking. Just a moment...Corporate accounts payable, Nina speaking. I'll connect you."

GRUMPY PIRATE

12-18-2007, 01:30 PM

CBeilby

12-18-2007, 06:33 PM

(FYI you can buy the RED swingline stapler on some of the GEEK web sites!!)

Heck, there's a box of Office Space stuff available at various bookstores that has a PC Load Letter error sign, TPS report covers, assorted Flair, and yes, a Red Swingline Stapler.

Trivia note: Swingline never made a red stapler before the movie came out. It was due to all the requests following the release of Office Space that finally led them to make them.

GRUMPY PIRATE

12-18-2007, 09:32 PM

I know, some of the stuff is great!! (Right after the movie came out, we spray painted some staplers at work red!!) It took a while for people to catch on!!

Kwahati

12-19-2007, 07:15 AM

Heck, there's a box of Office Space stuff available at various bookstores that has a PC Load Letter error sign, TPS report covers, assorted Flair, and yes, a Red Swingline Stapler.

I didn't know about that set until I was in a guy's office at the Smithsonian last year working on his machine. On my way out, I realized that, over his door, he had a big banner that said "Is it good for the company?" :D:

GRUMPY PIRATE

12-19-2007, 10:28 AM

I didn't know about that set until I was in a guy's office at the Smithsonian last year working on his machine. On my way out, I realized that, over his door, he had a big banner that said "Is it good for the company?" :D:

here is a web site that you might like, you can put up a poster, and unless you really READ it, it looks "normal"

http://despair.com/ap24x30prin.html

We put up several in our spaces, and it took a while for people to read what they said...hehehe

crystal_crtr

12-19-2007, 10:35 AM

Quote of the day from a guest:

SG: "Children under 3 are free, right?"

CM: Yes, sir, they are.

SG: "So my 2 year old child is free?"

CM: Yes, he is.

SG: "How much for my 1 year old to get in the park?"

:eek:

Who LET these people BREED????

My answer would be "Oh you have a one year old AND a two year old? Well one plus two equals three so you have to pay for one full price child's ticket. Have a Magical Day!!"

GRUMPY PIRATE

12-19-2007, 10:38 AM

My answer would be "Oh you have a one year old AND a two year old? Well one plus two equals three so you have to pay for one full price child's ticket. Have a Magical Day!!"

The SG probably would have, and THEN complained!!!! sheesh, TANSTAAFL!!

Kwahati

12-19-2007, 11:07 AM

here is a web site that you might like, you can put up a poster, and unless you really READ it, it looks "normal"

http://despair.com/ap24x30prin.html

We put up several in our spaces, and it took a while for people to read what they said...hehehe

Yeah, I've seen that before and LOVE IT! Thanks for the website link, I'd lost it previously... I definitely need to get some of those posters (or maybe the calendar) now that I'm in an office where they'd think it's funny! :D:

ktulu

12-19-2007, 11:36 AM

http://www.despair.com/wailinglist1.html <- guy in that picture is my old boss. The book they sell was inspired by the buyout of the company we worked for.

GRUMPY PIRATE

12-19-2007, 11:38 AM

http://www.despair.com/wailinglist1.html <- guy in that picture is my old boss. The book they sell was inspired by the buyout of the company we worked for.

Too Cool, was he that funny when you worked for him?

ktulu

12-19-2007, 01:55 PM

Too Cool, was he that funny when you worked for him?

Yep! He also put up with alot of my crap, if I was him, I'd have fired me :D:

GRUMPY PIRATE

12-19-2007, 02:00 PM

Yep! He also put up with alot of my crap, if I was him, I'd have fired me :D:

Well, Everyone on this list could (or should?) claim that at one point in their life!!

Kwahati

12-19-2007, 02:21 PM

Well, Everyone on this list could (or should?) claim that at one point in their life!!

Yep. I just lost my Project Manager on this job. I'm worried the new PM they got might not put up with me so well... He seems to think I'm the fun one in the office so far, so if that holds up, I'll probably be able to continue with my old tricks... :cool:

GRUMPY PIRATE

12-23-2007, 03:59 PM

Yep. I just lost my Project Manager on this job. I'm worried the new PM they got might not put up with me so well... He seems to think I'm the fun one in the office so far, so if that holds up, I'll probably be able to continue with my old tricks... :cool:

You can always check the dirty tricks books!! ways to drive co-workers and bosses crazy!! (note: may not be legal in some states!!!)

Big Wallaby

12-23-2007, 04:03 PM

(note: may not be legal in some states!!!)
This comment is worthless without a list of which ones.