Club Level Kiddies (and SG Parents)

[DisneyChick7]

Hi everyone...so right now I'm actually here as a guest as opposed to a CM, and due to my husband's job we're staying on club level (for those of you not from resorts, its like a concierge level) at a resort that shall remain nameless. :) Honestly, the SG level is pretty low right now, but there is one thing I saw yesterday AND today that just is gross...


Anyone who has worked club level at breakfast knows that the freaking lounge is PACKED with guests and their kiddies, most of whom are pretty well-behaved. But we have one guest who is apparently clueless in the health department, as she is letting her 8 to 10 year old range daughter go up to the food and pick it up. So why the problem, you ask? It's the manner in which she gets the food: COUGH COUGH (both hands covering the mouth) TOUCH - COUGH COUGH TOUCH - COUGH COUGH TOUCH. Seriously, do you not see your child germing up the whole damn place and then TOUCHING THE DANG FOOD???? Thank god I got there before Little Miss Germs did....probably why I'm not sick yet.

Okay, rant ended....off to enjoy my last day in WDW before going back to the real world. :( On a plus, for any folks reading this who have been working at MK or Epcot the past few days - you are doing a great job!!! Keep it up.

[Princess Susi]

Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah! THAT is one of my biggest pet peeves! I hate when parents let their kids do that or anyone who is sick that does it! I catch everything and I have to watch out for that.

We were at a buffet salad place here in Denver one time and as we were gong through the line a parent ahead of us had their toddler standing on the counter that you slide your tray along. The kid was reaching down and touching everything as he walked along with the parent. :eek: His nasty little feet on the counter near the food and then hands in everything they passed. Have not gone back there since.:barf:

Idiots...mumble...stupid...moron...mumble, grumble...dumbass...mumble, mumble...:mad:
susi

[hobie16]

Have you ever seen a sneeze guard at a buffet that has been used for it's designed purpose?

[GRUMPY PIRATE]

Except that little piece of plastic wouldn't stop germs! DW and I stayed at the Poly Concierge last time and we are not big breakfast eaters, so its perfect for us. I noticed that a LOT of moms will let their little one get their own food, NOT a good idea, as they put it out on trays! I was waiting in line one morning and a toddler(WITH mom) was going down the line and picking up the danish, then the fruit, etc. FInally put her hand IN the cut fruit. I did my tried and try "Are you kidding me?" in a loud voice, and "mom" looks at me like its my fault! I follow up with "Would you like it if I touched what you are about to eat?" She did the shrug and walked off. I did notice the CM behind the counter had a bit of a grin, so at least someone knew how rude it is!!

[Big Wallaby]

Have you ever seen a sneeze guard at a buffet that has been used for it's designed purpose?

Problem with the kid is that she is below that sneeze guard...

[hobie16]

Except that little piece of plastic wouldn't stop germs!

Problem with the kid is that she is below that sneeze guard...

This is a tough room.

[GRUMPY PIRATE]

This is a tough room.

Hey...Take my wife, please!! (rimshot)

No respect I tell ya..........-

[Eeyore Tattoo]

Have you ever seen a sneeze guard at a buffet that has been used for it's designed purpose?

OK, now I am TOTALLY GROSSED OUT!:gross:
THANKS! :D:
Deb

[Eeyore Tattoo]

Except that little piece of plastic wouldn't stop germs! DW and I stayed at the Poly Concierge last time and we are not big breakfast eaters, so its perfect for us. I noticed that a LOT of moms will let their little one get their own food, NOT a good idea, as they put it out on trays! I was waiting in line one morning and a toddler(WITH mom) was going down the line and picking up the danish, then the fruit, etc. FInally put her hand IN the cut fruit. I did my tried and try "Are you kidding me?" in a loud voice, and "mom" looks at me like its my fault! I follow up with "Would you like it if I touched what you are about to eat?" She did the shrug and walked off. I did notice the CM behind the counter had a bit of a grin, so at least someone knew how rude it is!!

I think you should have gone up to her plate of food and put your hands in it.
Deb

[Big Wallaby]

This is a tough room.

You betcha! We are who we are. You would do the same to me (I hope!)

[ktulu]

I think you should have gone up to her plate of food and put your hands in it.
Deb

Then take a bite, go 'ewwww' and spit it back onto their plate.

[GRUMPY PIRATE]

Then take a bite, go 'ewwww' and spit it back onto their plate.

I could have always done my "fake ralph" Take a swig from your water bottle, hold it, then with great cermoney, "ralph" it when necessary! DW gets upset when I do it!!

(taught grand kids how to do it!!)

[Big Wallaby]

(taught grand kids how to do it!!)
The legacy must be passed on. Kinda like the horn on the ever-so historically correct Beowulf movie. On the count of three, everyone say "artistic license"?

But then, I am not completely complaining, as Angelina Jolie was rather hot in that role.

[GRUMPY PIRATE]

I think you should have gone up to her plate of food and put your hands in it.
Deb

I would have, but the kid would probably have bit me!! (I'm pretty good and judging people quickly!!)

[Randy B]

I would have, but the kid would probably have bit me!! (I'm pretty good and judging people quickly!!)

One of the advantages of being a smoker. I could very easily pull a smoke out of my pocket and crush it into their food (unlit and unused, but the idea gets across). And when the complaint happens I can reply "if your child can share their germs with me I can share my bad habits with them". :D:

Randy

[Princess Susi]

I could have always done my "fake ralph" Take a swig from your water bottle, hold it, then with great cermoney, "ralph" it when necessary! DW gets upset when I do it!!

(taught grand kids how to do it!!)
We must NEVER use the term Ralph for puke, hubby would take umbrage at that (Hey the English Major is using big words this morning! LOL). You must use terms like gack, vomit, puke, hurl, blow chunks, code bleah, :ewww: , :gross: , :puke2: , practice emesis, (LOL), pray to the porcelain God, and I know I am missing some and I have all assurance that y'all at THIS site will know more colorful euphemisms for that nasty act of losing one's lunch.
susi*:barf:*slicker

[DisneyMom]

I thought the appropriate Disney Term was "Code V"....:p:

[Princess Susi]

I thought the appropriate Disney Term was "Code V"....:p:

Code Bleah was from when ralphie was in the hospital...There were other nice terms as well, like *code brown*:eek:....

[DisneyMom]

Code Bleah was from when ralphie was in the hospital...There were other nice terms as well, like *code brown*:eek:....

HAHAHAHAHA! You really are a professional when you know about "Code Brown"!:D:

[Big Wallaby]

Does that make me a professional?

If I heard that in the hospital, I'd wince.

[Princess Susi]

HAHAHAHAHA! You really are a professional when you know about "Code Brown"!:D:

Well, you ARE a nurse! You know ALL the good ones. LOL!:D:

[hobie16]

We must NEVER use the term Ralph for puke, hubby would take umbrage at that (Hey the English Major is using big words this morning! LOL).

I would worry as it's usually pronounced, "Raaaaaaaaallllppphhhhhhhhhhh!!"

A career counselor told me the best job for an English Major was to join the English Army.

[DisneyMom]

Does that make me a professional?

If I heard that in the hospital, I'd wince.

Just so ya know, the proper use of the term would be, "We have a CODE BROWN in room 214, so I'll be in there for the next half-hour!":eek:

[GRUMPY PIRATE]

We must NEVER use the term Ralph for puke, hubby would take umbrage at that (Hey the English Major is using big words this morning! LOL). You must use terms like gack, vomit, puke, hurl, blow chunks, code bleah, :ewww: , :gross: , :puke2: , practice emesis, (LOL), pray to the porcelain God, and I know I am missing some and I have all assurance that y'all at THIS site will know more colorful euphemisms for that nasty act of losing one's lunch.
susi*:barf:*slicker

Oh my, WE now have PC police on the SGT? Ralph ralph ralph!!!:eek:

[Cranbiz]

I thought the appropriate Disney Term was "Code V"....:p:

Nah, It's Signal V or a Protein Spill.

[Princess Susi]

Oh my, WE now have PC police on the SGT? Ralph ralph ralph!!!:eek:

Now you are just being mean...Wahhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!! LOL! J/K Grumpy. I was kidding about Ralph anyway, you MUST know me by now!
sues:p:

[GRUMPY PIRATE]

Now you are just being mean...Wahhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!! LOL! J/K Grumpy. I was kidding about Ralph anyway, you MUST know me by now!
sues:p:

I Knowwwwwwwwwww. Just wanted to yank your chain, plus trying to figure out how to get it into neverending!!

[hobie16]

I would worry as it's usually pronounced, "Raaaaaaaaallllppphhhhhhhhhhh!!"

A career counselor told me the best job for an English Major was to join the English Army.

I meant wouldN'T.

[GRUMPY PIRATE]

I meant wouldN'T.

It's okay!! It STILL made sense that way!!!

[Zazu]

Other terms I have heard (some in the Park and a few on the radio):

Abdominable voorheaves
Air the diced carrots
Backwards bungee
Bring it up for a vote
Call for Huey
Dog's Breakfast
Gastric inversion
Go to Europe
Growling splash monkey
Lap lung butter
Liquidate your assets
Paint the Walls
Park the Tiger (I don't get this one either)
Psychedelic Breakfast
Sell the Buick
Shout Groceries
Street Pizza
Toss your crackers (... and these people down below me ain't gonna like it!)
Technicolor Yawn
Wallace and Gromit (Cockney rhyming slang)

There, *that* should teach you not to ask such questions of a bunch of English majors!

[GRUMPY PIRATE]

Other terms I have heard (some in the Park and a few on the radio):

Abdominable voorheaves
Air the diced carrots
Backwards bungee
Bring it up for a vote
Call for Huey
Dog's Breakfast
Gastric inversion
Go to Europe
Growling splash monkey
Lap lung butter
Liquidate your assets
Paint the Walls
Park the Tiger (I don't get this one either)Psychedelic Breakfast
Sell the Buick
Shout Groceries
Street Pizza
Toss your crackers (... and these people down below me ain't gonna like it!)
Technicolor Yawn
Wallace and Gromit (Cockney rhyming slang)

There, *that* should teach you not to ask such questions of a bunch of English majors!

A co-worker used that reference once, he claimed it was from the "put a tiger in your tank" commercials. (??) (for you younger whippersnappers, it was a gas commercial for Esso)

[Princess Susi]

Never knew there were so many colorful terms for the heaves! Pretty funny! Oh, "Woof your cookies" is another one I forgot. I am not sure I want to hear the stories behind all the ways you have heard it Zazu, ALTHOUGH......they are probably pretty interesting...:D: You could share sometime...We would definitely read!
susi

[hobie16]

How about looking for your Irish friend?

oooooooooRRRRRRROOOOOOORRRRRRKKKKKKKKEEEEEEEE!!

[GRUMPY PIRATE]

Never knew there were so many colorful terms for the heaves! Pretty funny! Oh, "Woof your cookies" is another one I forgot. I am not sure I want to hear the stories behind all the ways you have heard it Zazu, ALTHOUGH......they are probably pretty interesting...:D: You could share sometime...We would definitely read!
susi

Hmmmm. I remember when I was in the navy, they used the term "making fish food" which, even today, makes me pause when ordering "fresh caught" when we dine out!!

(Also used "talking with Davy Jones", and that was a LONG time before any movies!)

[BRWombat]

What happened to the Wayne's World-ish "hurl" or "spew chunks"??? :eek: :rolleyes:

[GRUMPY PIRATE]

I think they kind of over did it, to the point that it stopped being "cool" and shifted into the "lame" department!

[Big Wallaby]

...stopped being "cool" and shifted into the "lame" department!What about Michael Jackson?

[Theme Park Where]

What about Michael Jackson?
He stopped being cool and shifted into Lame position YEARS ago! :twisted:

[Princess Susi]

What about Michael Jackson?

What about him?

[GRUMPY PIRATE]

Yeah, DW and I were at DL a number of years ago, waiting to get on big thunder, and he shows up with a bunch of little kids. Got a few shots(pictures, not the other kind), but I am not impressed with a pedophile, no matter how much money or press agents he has!

[Princess Susi]

Yeah, DW and I were at DL a number of years ago, waiting to get on big thunder, and he shows up with a bunch of little kids. Got a few shots(pictures, not the other kind), but I am not impressed with a pedophile, no matter how much money or press agents he has!

Michael Jackson makes me want to do all those things on the list we were compiling (euphemisms for vomit!) Pedophiles! The nastiest criminal there is.:hanging: I say hangin' is too good for him.

[hobie16]

A neighbor was with the LAPD. He was involved in doing a search at Neverland when Mikie got busted the first time. They discovered an alarm system that would alert Mikie any time someone approached his bedroom door. He said the place was pretty strange. Figures.

[Shorty82]

Pedophiles! The nastiest criminal there is.:hanging: I say hangin' is too good for him.

I say use a dull, rusty knife to cut off their you-know-whats.:twisted:
That or use a cheese grater. :twisted::twisted:

More seriously, pedophiles should be put into open population prison and make sure everyone knows why he's there. I understand that usually even the most hardened murderers hate people who hurt kids. Normally pedophiles are kept separated from the other prisoners for their own protection but that is to good for them if you ask me.

[GRUMPY PIRATE]

I say use a dull, rusty knife to cut off their you-know-whats.:twisted:
That or use a cheese grater. :twisted::twisted:

More seriously, pedophiles should be put into open population prison and make sure everyone knows why he's there. I understand that usually even the most hardened murderers hate people who hurt kids. Normally pedophiles are kept separated from the other prisoners for their own protection but that is to good for them if you ask me.

Yeah, things sometimes do happen, but now they are required to segregate them for their safety! Really don't want to get on that topic tangent!!

[Big Wallaby]

I have cousins who have been to prison, and the stories they could tell about when they get a pedophile in...

It would make your teeth curl. Yes, your teeth.

[Princess Susi]

Curling teeth???????:eek: Yoiks! I do NOT want to hear those stories. *shudders*
susi

[GRUMPY PIRATE]

Yeah, but a lot of them get protection.