Where's the bathroom?

[Freak]

I hate this, people like literally go up and ask where the nearest bathroom is, and on a few occasions, I've seen them go the opposite direction! Wonder whats up with those people..... :lol:

Man if anything just tell them the bathroom is on the other side of the park, that should get them moving.

[SRT_GB]

I hate this, people like literally go up and ask where the nearest bathroom is, and on a few occasions, I've seen them go the opposite direction! Wonder whats up with those people..... :lol:

If only you knew how often I see this happen....

[Freak]

Thats a normal occurance, I know. But seriously, I've seen worse I bet. I've seen too girls just use the restroom where they were standing in line once. Reason being "They just got off a water ride, no-one would notice."

Girl one: "I need to go to the bathroom, lets get out of line."
Girl two: "I do too, but we're already in line let's just go here, we're already wet from GRR...Nobody will notice."
Girl one: "Okay."
Me: ::Throwing up behind bush:: Well not really, but it wasn't fun sitting next to them in Soarin....

Now if thats not lazy...I don't know what is.

[SRT_GB]

Oh man you just reminded me of this one. One time I walked out of Newsstand when I see a little kid facing away from the wall (i.e. towards the guests) relieving himself on the ground. He gave me the scared shatless look and ran away. A friend told me a similar story of a little girl relieving herself on the horse-drawn streetcar track and the mom just watching.

Getting back to going the opposite direction of where we direct people to go, I get this all the time from guests who ask for maps. Whenever we run out of maps at Strollers or Newsstand I direct them back to the main entrance since it's the closest place that has maps. More than half the time the guests just go in without a map.

[pertle659]

I'v seen this happen on a number of times, and it kills me. The parents help the the kid or just stand there watching like this is a normal everyday thing.
I would love to walk up to them and slap them on the nose with a rolled up news paper and say...
"NO bad mommy (slap), look at what you just did (slap), now whos going to clean that up (slap, slap). BAADDD MOMMY."

P.s. I wonder if these brainless wonders piss on their own floors at home?

[Flautist]

I was working Pirates one day last summer and our air conditioner had stopped working (again) so it was very hot and humid from the ride being closed in and all. While I was grouping, a bunch of guests came up and said some kid just relieved himself on the wall in line and it smelled really bad. Can't they figure out that the ride isn't worth holding it for so long that you pee with everyone watching???

[Weeble]

Ever see a group of asian tourists all squatting in the bushes? That's always fun. My friend who was in custodial told me that certain asian tourists also would stand on the toilet bowl and squat, of course missing the bowl and getting mess all over the place.

In other news, I have peed off of JC boats while on a deadhead, I think most skippers have done this before.

[BirdMom]

Ugh!!!! TOO MUCH INFORMATION!!!!!!!!! :shock:

[Morrigoon]

Los baños estan circa de la salida de eSpace Mountain.

[coffeegirl9]

I work in the main entrace booths at Disneyland. The booths have four windows on each side, and a hallway that make a left turn to the door to get in. Following me? So we come in around 6:45 one morning, and a homeless guy had spent the night in the hallway, and had relieved himself in the corner. The smell was awful!!!

[iridium130]

I told someone to go to Paradise Pier once :oops:

[tourbunny]

remindes me of one of the only times , city hall ever had to go 101. noone knew how it happened but a japanese tourist slipped on something walking back ou through the doorway and fell down the stairs. after tending to the injured guest we find out, she slipped on human waste. someone had craped in the doorway of city hall. WTF!!!!!!
we did however request a copy of the 101 call from central commmunictions, cause we never go 101 and we were proud to be on the radio.
answer :" ya....no.... we don't do that! sorry...

[Polar33]

I wish I could've heard that call...

“Control to all units, Control to all units. Be advised; City Hall is 101 at 1430 for removal of human excrement. Once again, City Hall is 101 at 1430 for removal of human excrement. Control clear.”

[mahaihai]

it probably would have been more like
" control to all units, control all units be advised. City Hall is 101 due to a code P. Once again City Hall is 101 due to a code P. Control Clear."

One day while working in the booth selling tickets i noticed a little boy standing in the fountain near La Brea Bakery relieving himself towards the water that was shooting into the air. he finished and his mother pulled his pants up and put him back in the stroller and left. Mind you that the bathroom is not 25 yars away, right next to the guets services building and the lockers.

Anyways CoffeeGirl You still work at D-land. Still Selling tickets?[/i]

[Dante101]

I wish I could've heard that call...

“Control to all units, Control to all units. Be advised; City Hall is 101 at 1430 for removal of human excrement. Once again, City Hall is 101 at 1430 for removal of human excrement. Control clear.”
Nah, it's a "code H" - used mainly for horse crap but also used for humans.

[tabacco]

"But how did the horse fit in the doors?" ;)

[Anonymous]

ok - new to this website, but what a crack up! I worked back before the strike..... back when there was a REAL Banana Ball. (and no, I'm not dead yet.)

One day while walking across the park in my Pirates costume, a very hot, tired, confused man stopped and asked me where the closest bathroom was. With a straight face, I told him to go to the Main Gate, get his hand stamped, and cross through the (old) parking lot, he'd find a Texaco station on Katella. He took me at my word, said "thanks so much", and started to walk away. I grabbed him, and said, "Hold on.." I then smiled and said, "You are that tired, aren't you? Of course we have bathrooms..." and I turned him in the direction of one he was standing not 20 yards away from. He laughed so hard, and snapped out of his delirium, then thanked me again for cheering him up.

[cathoswolf]

i love it when a guest asked where the bathroom was and they were standing in front of it. and they looked at me like I was stupid when I pointed behind them. or on the castle side behind alice where a adult ask me if the prince bathroom was the woman or mens room. I just told her that it was for ladies. and I walked away laughing.

[trojantuba]

The following conversation is not made up...I swear to god...

Me: (Standing at the HISTA enterance)Yes can I help you?

Guest: Where is the restroom

Me: Around the corner by the Space Mt. Exit

Guest: Are you shure?

Me: Pretty Shure

Guest: the bathrooms?

Me: yes

Guest: you're shure?

Me: uh-huh

I'll spare you the details but it went on for about another three minutes like that...cut to me stangling the guest.

[Anonymous]

I've seen one about the asian turists before. I was actually on Main St. doing the parades about a year ago and a guest seriously dropped his pants and crapped right there on Main Street. I didn't see or know about it until after it was over ( after other guests had pointed it out to me ). I'm like '' And you want me to do what?" lol, j/k. And I don't get why parents just don't step out of line of the ride and come back. I mean it's not like we're not going to let them back in. We get parents who let their kids piss in our queue ( At Mansion ). Or take them behind the hearse or side of the house. I think one time we kicked this family out because they let their kid piss into a bottle ( while going down in the elevator ) and they left the bottle behind. The CM went up to them, made them take it and kicked them out for doing that. Some people just gross me out.

[coldfire409]

This happened in Disney World, but same idea.

One day when I was working at Star Tours standby greeter I had a guest literally pee on the building that the bathrooms were in. I then told them when I saw it that on the other side of the building that they were peeing on there was a bathroom. I also wonder if they piss on their own floors.

[VonSeegs]

Ok so I'm in Tower at Mansion a few weeks ago and I get a call from some guy over at Splash. He tells me that this asain family came up to him and told him that they het thier little boy "go number 2" at the exit of Mansion. What?! He asks me to call custodial. Ummm... Ok!

I call custodial and tell the guy what happened but I'm laughing my ass off already so he can't understand me. I gain control and I tell him that some asain people told a CM that they let thier boy "go number 2" at the exit of Mansion. He's laughing now and sends someone out.

The best part of this story is that it turns out it wasn't at the exit of the attraction but rather at the exit of Mansion Fastpass. The poor custodial guy had to go looking for it. You gotta have respect for these people.

[DisneyPrincess]

As a guest at All-Star Sports, I saw a parent let their 5 year old son pee into the drain right outside of the pool.... the bathroom is right inside the building they were getting ready to walk into.

I've had parents allow their children to pee on the control booth at Fantasmic!

At Coaster a couple of years back we had an older gentlement in the courtyard who decided to drop his pants and crap all over in several places. Bathroom to one side in the courtyard and one right in front of Tower. You can see at least one if not both of them from most places in the courtyard.

[Grumpy]

Thats a normal occurance, I know. But seriously, I've seen worse I bet. I've seen too girls just use the restroom where they were standing in line once. Reason being "They just got off a water ride, no-one would notice."

Girl one: "I need to go to the bathroom, lets get out of line."
Girl two: "I do too, but we're already in line let's just go here, we're already wet from GRR...Nobody will notice."
Girl one: "Okay."
Me: ::Throwing up behind bush:: Well not really, but it wasn't fun sitting next to them in Soarin....

Now if thats not lazy...I don't know what is.
lazy? I would call that that just plain out gross! I mean, the general intent is a lazy one, but. .. why not be prepared with some DEPENDS?

[flippin_mermaid]

I hate this, people like literally go up and ask where the nearest bathroom is, and on a few occasions, I've seen them go the opposite direction! Wonder whats up with those people..... :lol:

I've not only seen them go the complete opposite direction, but most of the time they don't even wait for the whole direction.

Edited by Polar33 to fix error in BBCode.

[GuyFromTheBigSplashyRide]

I wish I could've heard that call...

“Control to all units, Control to all units. Be advised; City Hall is 101 at 1430 for removal of human excrement. Once again, City Hall is 101 at 1430 for removal of human excrement. Control clear.”
Nah, it's a "code H" - used mainly for horse crap but also used for humans.

But let's not forget the ever so important "Code M." God Bless the Mullet. :P

[DLRFantasmic!Dan]

The following conversation is not made up...I swear to god...

Me: (Standing at the HISTA enterance)Yes can I help you?

Guest: Where is the restroom

Me: Around the corner by the Space Mt. Exit

Guest: Are you shure?

Me: Pretty Shure

Guest: the bathrooms?

Me: yes

Guest: you're shure?

Me: uh-huh

I'll spare you the details but it went on for about another three minutes like that...cut to me stangling the guest.
You work HISTA??? I do!!

Has anyone got the question, "Do you still have bathrooms here??" "No, we took them out. It took up too much room." :lol:

[goose]

Does anyone else hate when after you've told them where a bathroom is, they ask : "Is there any bathroom this way?" God, I hate that. I don't know why. I think it's because I think they should be grateful I am showing them where any bathroom is. Usually they are in between two. Usually when they ask that question I just tell them that it's very far.

I also hate when they bitch about "how far it is". It's almost always under a 100 yards. I just want to tell them they are a lazy f*ck and that bitching about the bathroom isn't going to make it any closer.

[Cloud Buster]

"Where's the nearest bathroom?"

"Just around that corner to your left."

"Is there a closer one?"

"No, that the nearest one from here."

"But aren't there any CLOSER?"

What the hell do they want to friggin' hear??

I wanted to come back with: "No, I guess the words 'close' and 'near' have apparently ceased being synonyms. They had a big fight, 'close' called her a bitch, so 'near' threw him out. Rumor is she's gonna serve 'close' with papers, and... -- you know what, it's just easier to call you stupid."

[DLRFantasmic!Dan]

Me working during Fantasmic! between the entrance way between Frontierland and Adventureland:

Male Guest: Where's the bathroom?
Me: You can go behind the tree!! :P

Since after all, the male bathroom is behind a big tree!! :D

[FebruaryStar02]

Me, standing at Greeter at the Challenge Trail at DCA.

Guest: Where's the bathroom?
Me: See that tree? ::points to the tree-lined 'highway' towards Golden Dreams and pauses::
Guest: ::has a look of pure panic and bewilderment:: Uh...yeah?
Me: It's right behind it, and to the right! ::big smile::

Hehe. Forest jokes.

[Jedi]

I was in the park with my famiy one day & we were eating at Rancho Del Zocalo. The park was not very crowded & Zocalo was not full. Bathrooms are just in the hallway. The family eating right next to us decides it is time for Junior to have a diaper change. Instead of putting him on the bench or taking him to the restroom the mother decides to put the baby on the table and change his poopy diaper in the middle of the table where everyone in the family is still eating & we are still eating. Talk about gross. People have no consideration for others. I hate to see dinnertime in that household. I believe they also left the soiled diaper on the table. YUCK!!

[Grumpy]

I was in the park with my famiy one day & we were eating at Rancho Del Zocalo. The park was not very crowded & Zocalo was not full. Bathrooms are just in the hallway. The family eating right next to us decides it is time for Junior to have a diaper change. Instead of putting him on the bench or taking him to the restroom the mother decides to put the baby on the table and change his poopy diaper in the middle of the table where everyone in the family is still eating & we are still eating. Talk about gross. People have no consideration for others. I hate to see dinnertime in that household. I believe they also left the soiled diaper on the table. YUCK!!

I don't think I've ever seen things that bad, but I even get a little bent out of shape when parents just change babies' diapers on a bench, or in any way outside! I know that our primitive (non-civilized) instincts will tell us that when ya gotta go, ya gotta go. But even as simple minded primates, we will withdraw from the public to get rid of offensive bodily wastes. I don't like how some parents completely expose their kids like that.