One dumb question

[kingocal]

Hello allm, I am new to SGT.com.

Last week I had a really stupid guest who I talked to by the World of Disney store in down town Disney. She asked where she could find the Simba parking lot. For those who dont know that lot is located south of the Disneyland Hotel.
I responded to her with a question; I asked "how did you get to to the parks today from the Simba lot".
She said I walked from Simba passed the hotels, past Espn Zone, then the House of Blues, then to the parks.
Then I said if you want to go back to Simba parking, you would need to do everything you did earlyier in the day, BUT THIS TIME DO IT IN REVERSE.

The funny thing was hat she didnt even realize that she had answered her own question.

Needless to explain that our guests are stupid.

[Main Streeter]

The funny thing was hat she didnt even realize that she had answered her own question.Needless to explain that our guests are stupid.Classic King, Classic!! She earned her SGT sign so effortlessly. :D: Ask Indy to include this in his famous book we all love. ;) Glad you are with us on SGT board. :)

[kingocal]

Needless to explain that our guests are stupid.Opps, I just read over the thread I started and noticed what I just said about our guests being stupid. Instead of just saying that they are stupid I should just say that they leave thier brains as soon they pull their car into the stall or when they leave their hotel rooms. ANyway most are dumb.

[darph nader]

Sorry kingocal,'some' are dumb, not most.

[Main Streeter]

Sat. night I had a Spanish speaking guest rush up & quickly ask me a question in Spanish. Total Spanish! Am positive she didn't see my name tag - name is English & Spanish. I'm Irish, definitely have no Spanish nor Mexican features. Her speech was so fast. She wanted an answer asap. I stood up, looked at her so she could see I wasn't Latina. Did no good. :eek: She rattled off her question again & waited for my answer. Simply blew my mind! Finally I was able to grasp her question & did answer her in Spanish because it's Christmas. :santa: I speak Spanish but not many realize nor would assume. Guest wanted to know if she could pay with Mexican $$, & if not what could she do? Out of all the Spanish speakers in Emporium why would this SG choose me? :confused: Guests never cease to amaze me. :rolleyes:

[LittleDollClaudia]

Hon, that's nothing. I went to Disneyland last Thursday and even before we were finished getting out of our car, a guest asked me what time the park closed that day. Was it because I was dressed like I usually am and they mistook me for a Haunted Mansion CM? I'll post the pics tomorrow and you decide.

[darph nader]

After some reflection,what you should have told her kingocal,"Okay ,go to Harbor Blvd. That's east of the park,turn right so you're going south. When you get to Katella,turn right again (west).Now,walk ALL the way to the end of the Resort,to Disneyland Dr.Turn right once again,go north and keep your eyes open,you can't miss it". :rolleyes:

[LittleDollClaudia]

Here is the picture of Jack and I like I promised. So, do I look like I work at Mansion or something?? Yes, that's us in front of the ginormous tree on Main Street. Hush.


http://img292.imageshack.us/img292/8689/disneylandchristmas2006uw3.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

[Purpura]

Nice Pic Little Doll...


I'm in Blue Ribbon Bakery, and guests come up to my register.

"Do you sell hot chocolate?" My answer is,"Yes, Large or small." I tap the cups on top of the register to show the sizes.

[Yeti Chaser]

Here is the picture of Jack and I like I promised. So, do I look like I work at Mansion or something?? Yes, that's us in front of the ginormous tree on Main Street. Hush.

Now let me see.................... :rolleyes: My gosh, yes, both you and Jack look like you work at the mansion. Or, are you looking to be that one more guest the ghosts are looking for? :D:

[darph nader]

Gee,LDC,you seem alot taller in print. :cool:

[LittleDollClaudia]

Oh, don't let my 4'11'' frame fool you. Ask Cujo or Polar. I can be a pretty damn scary pygmy warrior when the occasion calls for it! :twisted:

[darph nader]

Oh, don't let my 4'11'' frame fool you. Ask Cujo or Polar. I can be a pretty damn scary pygmy warrior when the occasion calls for it! :twisted:
You look taller in your avitar. My wife ie is 5'2".
Like I said in my rendering of the west coast meet. ldc,polar,and cujo, were plotting the over throw of the world. :cool:

[hobie16]

Oh, don't let my 4'11'' frame fool you. Ask Cujo or Polar. I can be a pretty damn scary pygmy warrior when the occasion calls for it! :twisted:
Remember the little cab driver in Stir Crazy that used the Channel-Lock pliers on the crotch of a fare that refused to pay? :eek:

[Wizard69]

While working at the HMH Cart I had a guest, who was facing the mansion, ask me:

"Where is the Haunted House?" to which I pointed straight ahead of me. He said "Oh, that's it?" and walked away.