Favorite guests’ remarks

[Disgruntled Ride Operator]

“If I die, I’m gonna sue!”

Me: "I’m sorry. Due to certain restrictions, the ride will not be able to accommodate you."
Blubbery guest (trying not to look embarrassed): “Okay, I didn’t want to ride it anyway.”

“Does this ride go upside down?” , after this person has been standing in the long line and watching the ride run repeatedly

[darph nader]

"If I die,I'm gonna sue".


Could you put me in your will first? :D:

[hobie16]

“If I die, I’m gonna sue!"

Offer him a job at Mansion.

[Disgruntled Ride Operator]

Some examples of my own remarks I have made in the past in response to guests' questions or remarks:

"Is this ride scary?"
You'll find out.

"It's his birthday today and you didn't let him ride!" (due to height rules)
Well, it could be Christmas, New Year's, President's Day, Cinco de Mayo but he still won't be able to ride.

"Will I fall off this ride?"
Why would anyone want to?

"Can I come in?"
Yes. But hurry, before I start changing my mind.

[BlindTyldak]

I had at least one person per wagon ask me "is this scary". Note: that's one person per wagon on the HAUNTED HAYRIDE at a theme park called SPOOKY WORLD where they had just interacted with employees covered in fake blood for an hour while they were in line.

:rolleyes:

[randavance]

Me: Sir your going to have to put that out. Theres no smoking in this area of the park.
Guest: Why can't I be smoking. That trash can is smoking.
Me(confused): Wait, what?....(I turn around)... SHIT!!!

Some idiot threw a lit cigerett into a trashcan of paper napkins. The can litteraly had a fire going in it. What I never got over was how casual he was when he said it.

[BRWombat]

Me: Sir your going to have to put that out. Theres no smoking in this area of the park.
Guest: Why can't I be smoking. That trash can is smoking.
Me(confused): Wait, what?....(I turn around)... SHIT!!!

Some idiot threw a lit cigerett into a trashcan of paper napkins. The can litteraly had a fire going in it. What I never got over was how casual he was when he said it.Odds are he was the idiot that started the fire.

[head mouse]

Me: Sir your going to have to put that out. Theres no smoking in this area of the park.
Guest: Why can't I be smoking. That trash can is smoking.
Me(confused): Wait, what?....(I turn around)... SHIT!!!

Some idiot threw a lit cigerett into a trashcan of paper napkins. The can litteraly had a fire going in it. What I never got over was how casual he was when he said it.

HA HA HA HA HA Thats funny. I can just see some guy standing there saying that with a cigerett in his hand.

[tacoboy]

that must have been a hoot
and by the way
:welcome:

[felinefan]

One time at Calico Railroad, a guest threw a still-lit cigarette butt into a trashcan which had just had a new liner put into it. The liner caught fire, and conductors used the fire extinguisher to put it out. When management found out about it--it was reported--they threw a hissy fit that an extinguisher had been used! They told the poor conductors (it was my day off when it happened; I found out the next day when I noticed one of the extinguishers had a low reading on the dial) that they should've used sand! Excuse me, but isn't that what a fire extinguisher's for--to put out a fire? As for sand, it was at that point when absorbent was getting hard to get; moreover, the nearest beach was like 15-20 miles away. Someone pointed out on another thread about how people in minimum wage, customer service jobs are often working on master's and PhD degrees. Knott's management is generally populated by high school drop-outs. And they think that they know more than their emplyees???? Oh, puh-leeze!

[CycloneMan]

This isn't Disney related, but at my park, Six Flags Great Adventure, we have a fast pass system that you need to pay for, which is actually now called FlashPass (It was called FastLane), and they give you this little device called a Q-Bot.

Well, me and a bunch of my friends are walking out of Superman Ultimate Flight and we hear a woman ask a man she was with this question: "Hey! What does the vibrator say?" We were laughing so hard :p: . I looked at my friend and said, "I don't know, ET or GASM?" This happened on September 9th, and we are still laughing about it. And

The last time I was at EPCOT. When I entered the line for Test track, this man infront me nevewr went on it, so I was talking to him, and he asked me these following questions:

Him: "Is this a roller coaster?"
Me: "No, it's a fast thrill ride, but not a coaster."
Him: "Does this go fast?"
Me (Thinking if this person is deaf): "Yes!"
Him: "Does this go upside down?"
Me: "No" (In my mind I'm thinking, "No tracked ride (non coaster) goes upside down! But you are probably too dumb to comprehend that!")
Him: "All right thanks!"

My favorite is when people go on Alien Encounter/Stitch's Great Mistake, and asks if it's a spinning ride!

-Dainan "The list can go on forever" Rafferty

[ThunderCat]

“Does this ride go upside down?”
A: "Not if it's working right."
B: "If it does, we're ALL in trouble!"

[Freak]

“If I die, I’m gonna sue!”

Who said anything about anyone finding out you did? ;)

[crystal_crtr]

The stupidest thing that I ever heard from a customer was from a call I received while working in a cell phone call center. Apparently the woman received a high bill and was transferred to my department which was the wrong department. This how the call went:

ME-thank you for calling T-Mobile how may I help you?
SG-I'm going to kill you!! My bill is too high!! I want my money back!! I'm going to cut your head off and stab you!!!
ME-Ok ma'am please calm down and give me your mobile number.
SG-(very politely gives the number) (then screaming again) you better fix my bill!! I'm going to kill you!! I know where you are!! I'm going to kill you!! You are in New York!!! I'm coming to kill you!! you better fix my bill!!! (the call center is actually in Louisiana and the apparently foreign customer was in New Jersey)
ME-Ma'am that is a customer care issue. Please hold.
SG-(very calmly) Ok I'll hold.

My supervisor had picked up the line and was listening and I didn't know that she was. When she told me that she heard the call I thought for sure that I was in trouble for not calming the customer down more before transferring, but she came over and was laughing and said "You did better than me I would have been freaked out." My reply to this was why worry she's headed to New York.

[ktulu]

I term'd a spammer and he told me that what I was doing to him made him want to kill me. So I told him to come on out, we have more gun owners per capita than any other state. The rest of the conversation was very civil after that :)