Am I open?

[Polar33]

A few Saturdays ago when it was raining I was walking through Frontierland when a guest came up to me...

Guest: "Excuse me..."
Me: "Yes?"
Guest: "What time do you open?"
Me: <extremely puzzled look> "The park has been open for a few hours now..."
Guest: "No," <points at Frontierland pin cart> "what time does the pin cart open?"
Me "Oh, it probabaly won't be open today because of the rain but you can find a huge selection of pins in Tomorrowland at the Premiere Shop"

If you keep in mind the fact that I was about 25 feet away from the pin cart wearing a generic back of house costume, it's even better.

[Raine]

Almost as good as the guest who asked me if I had any cotton candy left while I was cleaning Pop 6.

[BassPlayer2001]

I always get asked questions about the popcorn cart next to the NASA exhibit in Tomorrowland, while I'm in guarding the moonrock (I don't know which cart it is, lol, just that it's by the exhibit), and I have to turn them to the actual cart and tell them to ask the CM there.