Inspired by a thread on another board....

[StupidGuestQuest]

There's a big debate on another board about a column sponsored by the board that shows pictures (faces obscured) and makes comments about the kinds of things that guests wear to parks (you know, women in mini skirts and 4 inch heels). I thought that CMs would have much better fodder for such a topic as you are at the parks all the time.

Please post descriptions of the wacky things you've seen guests wear to the parks. I think it would be entertaining.

:D:

[IndyandMarion]

There's a big debate on another board about a column sponsored by the board that shows pictures (faces obscured) and makes comments about the kinds of things that guests wear to parks (you know, women in mini skirts and 4 inch heels). I thought that CMs would have much better fodder for such a topic as you are at the parks all the time.

Please post descriptions of the wacky things you've seen guests wear to the parks. I think it would be entertaining.
:D:
While it may not seem like much, the gang at Coaster saw this group come through with one kid that basically had "poser" written all over his clothing...the fact that he obviously sat in his room and watched star trek (no offence) but he tried to dress gothic (Fishnets, nail paint and piercings, ect)...which got nothing but a thunderous laugh from everyone at Coaster.

The males in the gang (coaster gang) basically stop what we're doing when we even get the slightest thing on radar that might be a girl in a mini skirt. I'm normally running the damn radar system because when there's a girl in a miniskirt nearby in the courtyard...Im the first to look, then like lemmings, the rest of the gang follows my lead and looks.

[pnutshuman]

I have never understood the high hells thing. we saw one lady with spike heels and she was hobbling along, looked like she was in pain, why wear that to a theme park??
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[SilverStyle]

hmmm.....where to start

Women with high heels
Girls with really really short squirts
Really revealing bikini tops.
No Bras
No Underwear (ladies)

[MEng85]

hmmm.....where to start

Women with high heels
Girls with really really short squirts
Really revealing bikini tops.
No Bras
No Underwear (ladies)

DITTO!................ :D:

[PirateJohn]

I was in the park as a guest years ago and I saw a "goth" couple -- both dressed in black, black makeup, etc. -- and they were pushing a stroller. In the stroller was a two-year-old kid dressed all in black and waving around a light stick.

OMG, they're reproducing...

The only good I can see out of this is when the kid becomes a rebellious teen, he'll probably wear a business suit, carry a briefcase...

[SilverStyle]

^^^Haha very true

I think the euro guest dress the most revealing IMO

[Tara_Lee3]

I think the euro guest dress the most revealing IMO


It's true! It's True!!

I think I said this on another thread, but man.. The European middle-age-crisis guys all seem to have the same travel agent and they all want to stay in the cheap hotels.. *ahem* I mean "Value Resorts."

The Food Court is poolside at the resort where I was a cashier. We'd get the occasional pool refugee but most of them were wrapped in a towel at least. Not the European guys. Two words.. okay then, four words. Hairy chests & banana Hammocks. :eek: Uuuughhh!

[Zazu]

I think my favorite park costume of all time had to be the gal at Epcot who was wearing fishnet stockings under a *very* short little-black-dress with a woven back, and 4-inch heels. :eek:

It was obviously *not* her first day there in that costume, as she had crusts of blood around her ankles from the shoes, and a nice sunburn that showed she had the hose and dress on in a *slightly* different position the day before! :oweye:

All I could think of was that she was going to have a very interesting time once she started to peel. :twisted:

[MEng85]

^^^Haha very true

I think the euro guest dress the most revealing IMO



and sometimes they forget to "shave" :D: :D: LOL....if ya catch my drift :rolleyes: :D:

[leftcoaster]

I'm curious what the other message board is. :cool:

There's a big debate on another board about a column sponsored by the board that shows pictures (faces obscured) and makes comments about the kinds of things that guests wear to parks (you know, women in mini skirts and 4 inch heels). I thought that CMs would have much better fodder for such a topic as you are at the parks all the time.

Please post descriptions of the wacky things you've seen guests wear to the parks. I think it would be entertaining.

:D:

[StupidGuestQuest]

I think my favorite park costume of all time had to be the gal at Epcot who was wearing fishnet stockings under a *very* short little-black-dress with a woven back, and 4-inch heels. :eek:

It was obviously *not* her first day there in that costume, as she had crusts of blood around her ankles from the shoes, and a nice sunburn that showed she had the hose and dress on in a *slightly* different position the day before! :oweye:

All I could think of was that she was going to have a very interesting time once she started to peel. :twisted:Holy Moly!!! :eek:

You have to wonder what these people are thinking... or if they are thinking at all. Well, we are talking about the general public here. They probably aren't thinking at all.

[StupidGuestQuest]

I'm curious what the other message board is. :cool:It is on the disboards (disboards.com). There's a new sponsored column called Dame Doris who takes pictures of and makes comments about fashion in the parks. LOTS of people were offended by the column and the fact that it existed and was sponsored by the disboards at all. People were all "up in arms" about it. It's apparently gone now.

[BRWombat]

It is on the disboards (disboards.com). There's a new sponsored column called Dame Doris who takes pictures of and makes comments about fashion in the parks. LOTS of people were offended by the column and the fact that it existed and was sponsored by the disboards at all. People were all "up in arms" about it. It's apparently gone now.
Aw, that's a shame. People get offended too easily.

[CujoSR]

It is on the disboards (disboards.com). There's a new sponsored column called Dame Doris who takes pictures of and makes comments about fashion in the parks. LOTS of people were offended by the column and the fact that it existed and was sponsored by the disboards at all. People were all "up in arms" about it. It's apparently gone now.Hmmm... any style wise people here?

[coldfire409]

Hey, I had a lady come into court the other day wearing nothing but a bikini and thong.

[Thatguy]

I say we invite her over to this board! We're all about pissing of the sensitive people!

[Main Streeter]

Hmmm... any style wise people here?Sure as hell wouldn't be me! Unless jeans & a Disney shirt have come back into vogue :o:

[Main Streeter]

I say we invite her over to this board! We're all about pissing of the sensitive people!
Only "sensitive people?" I thought we had a far broader scope ;)

[leftcoaster]

It is on the disboards (disboards.com). There's a new sponsored column called Dame Doris who takes pictures of and makes comments about fashion in the parks. LOTS of people were offended by the column and the fact that it existed and was sponsored by the disboards at all. People were all "up in arms" about it. It's apparently gone now.I wonder if "DisneyLover" was upset. :rolleyes:

[kimpossible33]

Sure as hell wouldn't be me! Unless jeans & a Disney shirt have come back into vogue

Oh, they have.

Dolce & Gabbana shirts:
http://community.webshots.com/album/325186055ayMQzQ

[1karenhb]

The goths are always entertaining, especially Bat Day in Sept. I was helping a woman one time who was wearing a top where the top part was netting. She raised her arm and a nipple popped out through the netting and stayed there! I took her money and could hardly keep a straight face. I didn't know what to say, so I said nothing and off she walked, nipple and all. Sell a lot of women's tennis shoes because they can bearly make it into the park in the shoes they're wearing. How stupid is that??? Another time a young guy was wearing a t-shirt from the Mustang Ranch in Nevada [we're not talking horses here!]. I thought it was very obscene, especially at DL!!!

[Zazu]

Another time a young guy was wearing a t-shirt from the Mustang Ranch in Nevada [we're not talking horses here!]. I thought it was very obscene, especially at DL!!!I can top that!

Had a guest one day -- with his 2-year-old -- wearing a shirt that said "I want to fuck you like an animal" on the back. He seemed genuinely surprised when I told him he couldn't ride wearing it, and asked him to change or leave the Park.

Thinking back, I should have asked him what he thought it said -- he may never have read it. At the least I should have asked him which species....

[hobie16]

Had a guest one day -- with his 2-year-old -- wearing a shirt that said "I want to fuck you like an animal" on the back.
You really, really have to wonder where some people get their brains when you see something like that. Recently, I saw a RV that had "Pussy Powered" plastered across the back window in 12" letters. I'll bet he meets a lot of really nice ladies.

Along the same highway I also saw a beautiful blonde woman driving a huge semi truck. The interesting part was all the mud flaps had a chrome silhouette of a fat guy drinking a beer.

[PinkPrincess]

Another time a young guy was wearing a t-shirt from the Mustang Ranch in Nevada [we're not talking horses here!]. I thought it was very obscene, especially at DL!!!
Oh My Gosh- I saw someone wearing a Mustang Ranch shirt in MK one day. I swear since I found this site, I have tears streaming down my face from laughter. Thanks everyone.
Also, I know there are cute bras out there, but they are bras.... not tops!!!!!!!

[kimpossible33]

I can top that!

Had a guest one day -- with his 2-year-old -- wearing a shirt that said "I want to fuck you like an animal" on the back. He seemed genuinely surprised when I told him he couldn't ride wearing it, and asked him to change or leave the Park.

Thinking back, I should have asked him what he thought it said -- he may never have read it. At the least I should have asked him which species....Check out Engrish.com... people buy shirts like that all the time because they don't know what's written on it. They just like the way the English language looks. Think of that the next time you buy something with Japanese characters, or something that's written in a language you don't know, and wear it.

Check this one out:

http://www.engrish.com/image/engrish/girlfight.jpg

Well, I thought it went along with our Disney theme, here. :dancear:

While you're at it, how about this one...

http://www.engrish.com/image/engrish/fuck_off_teddy.jpg

Not saying I know for sure that the people didn't speak English, but it's a possibility. (Although I'm not saying they're not to blame, either - who would buy a shirt that says something bad, and they don't even know what it means?)

[saidthekat]

umm...

so it was winter time. and i saw a man in a fur "pimp" coat.

and the hat with the feather in it.

no cane, though.




oh, and i'll always enjoy the yellow fishnet top i saw some woman wearing last week.

[daspriest]

umm...

so it was winter time. and i saw a man in a fur "pimp" coat.

and the hat with the feather in it.

no cane, though.

Hrmm, wonder if I know that guy?


/me looks around........

Oh, crud, that was out loud.....

/me returns to lurking

[LegoDan]

I must get that teddy bear t-shirt!

I saw a guy from Isreal with a shirt that said "Fucking Angel" at Legoland (California's #1 KID'S theme park) he was told by security to turn it inside-out or he would be removed from the park.

Also 3 words: grandmas with mullets

[Dack48]

Oh boy...where should I start?

First off, whole FAMILIES with mullets. Fathers and mothers, brothers and sisters. Now, Im all for diversity and all, but not in the case of mullets. And in case you were wondering, yes, they had NASCAR and Southern Pride shirts on. You gotta wonder if they even knew what the Confederacy stood for...

Second, Star Trek. In my tour of duty at Epcot, I saw people wearing Star Trek garb. Most popular? The NX-01 hats from ST: Enterprise. Okay, Ill forgive that. However, one day at rope drop, I saw someone in a FULL ST: Enterprise uniform, like they wear on the show. Why someone would wear that in the middle of summer I shall never know, but holy crap.

And while we are on the subject of people dressed in all goth, yeah I did see a few dressed like that, but the adults who were dressed like that were some of the nicest guests that I encountered. Just goes to show you that you should not judge someone by the contents of their clothing.

In conclusion, people wearing mullets should not be allowed to reproduce. The end. :)

[Stduck]

Second, Star Trek. In my tour of duty at Epcot, I saw people wearing Star Trek garb. Most popular? The NX-01 hats from ST: Enterprise. Okay, Ill forgive that. However, one day at rope drop, I saw someone in a FULL ST: Enterprise uniform, like they wear on the show. Why someone would wear that in the middle of summer I shall never know, but holy crap.

-Hides her uniform- Eh only on halloween. The combadge however has been known to appear at movies. And we're talking TNG/Voy. And if you all didn't know my Avator is the Fleet Admiral Pin from the Star Trek movies.

[Dack48]

-Hides her uniform- Eh only on halloween. The combadge however has been known to appear at movies. And we're talking TNG/Voy. And if you all didn't know my Avator is the Fleet Admiral Pin from the Star Trek movies.Don't worry, I am not knocking the combadge or the uniform- I gave one to a friend on the CP for her birthday! (it was TNG, the VOY is different!), but they were wearing it on vacation! And not a vacation to a convention! And I have seen the combadge on some people who were shopping at Best Buy. I kid you not.

[LiveWire]

wow....Im a big nerd. I dressed up for Lord of the Rings and Star Wars midnight showings...but to go to disneyland like that. In the summer time? Dare I ask how old the person in the uniform was?

[SoarWhoreCoCo]

Well, I thought it went along with our Disney theme, here. :dancear:

While you're at it, how about this one...

http://www.engrish.com

Not saying I know for sure that the people didn't speak English, but it's a possibility. (Although I'm not saying they're not to blame, either - who would buy a shirt that says something bad, and they don't even know what it means?):D: OMG Thank you Kimpossible Me and the roomies laughed our freakin' asses off! I needed the humor. Especially when roomie spewed Pepsi out his nose.
I have seen Tee's like the ones shown on Japanese girls and boys here at WDW it always cracks me up or makes me go "Uhhh come again?"

Thanks again.

[Dack48]

Dare I ask how old the person in the uniform was?

Im not too sure, but he looked in his late teens, early twenties? It was back in 2002 and Ive had much to drink since then :p

As for dressing up for LOTR or Star Wars, that isn't too bad. At least youre in company! As an ad for Yahoo! Clubs once stated 'Do it by yourself, and youre a freak. Do it with others, and its a club.'

[Tyffni]

Speaking of bad clothing at WDW, visit this site if you want to see badshoes.

www.badshoe.com

[hhsrat]

Speaking of bad clothing at WDW, visit this site if you want to see badshoes.

www.badshoe.com

Yay! Badshoe plug!

(I've met the family behind badshoe.com, very nice folks, the type of people that you wish you'd come across more often in our line of work ... yes, they're APs and a lot of APs get (often deserved) flack on these boards, but this family is the sort that I wish all APs would be like)

[RidePhoto101]

If anyone wants to see guests at their absolute worst though you should really work in ride photo. Not only do we get to see the rediculous outfits, but the rediculous poses to go along with them.

The best one today: two girls in bikinis with the words BOB MARLEY written across their chests.

I gave up on mullet counts a long time ago. Sometimes the things I see are just cruel, like the parents that give their 3 year old a mullet or mohawk. I saw both of those today.

I find so many people that have extremely inappropriate sayings on them. I dont know how many times I have asked a guest to either change or turn their shirt inside out. I just wish our entrance people would check people as they come in rather than letting them wander the park until 2pm when I see them and ask them to change. Then I have to deal with the complaint of "well no one else has said anything about it". Just dont wear that stuff to a FAMILY park and it wont be a problem.

Oh, and one other hint for women on roller coasters... amusement parks and strapless shirts do not mix.

[tigger536]

I once saw a woman with a long shirt that almost covered her bicycle shorts. The bad thing was, the bike shorts were skin tight and nude in color, so from behind it looked like her bare rear end was exposed.

[Zazu]

Today we had a guest at MK turnstiles wearing a shirt with a happy face and two fingers. Sorta like: :2fingers:

Took over 45 minutes and three levels of management to convince him he wasn't coming in wearing it. Even the offer of a free shirt didn't work. Finally stormed off doing an imitation of his shirt as other guests cheered and applauded his departure.

At least *some* of them get it!

[Tyffni]

I find so many people that have extremely inappropriate sayings on them. I dont know how many times I have asked a guest to either change or turn their shirt inside out. I just wish our entrance people would check people as they come in rather than letting them wander the park until 2pm when I see them and ask them to change. Then I have to deal with the complaint of "well no one else has said anything about it". Just dont wear that stuff to a FAMILY park and it wont be a problem. Pardon a non-castmember comment...we go through the same things as teachers. The other teachers don't check dresscode and I have to deal with it at the end of the day. However, we also still have to deal with the parents who try to say they pay our salaries, etc. Just because you went to public school does not mean you can do my job. It's the same thing for ya'll...just because you know the parks inside and out does not mean you can do the job of a castmember.

[floridagirlsyd]

I was at back grouper the other day and saw, no joke, an 80 year old man with a yellowed-white t-shirt that said "this isn't a beer belly its a fuel tank for a sex machine". This man was a poster child for Viagra.

I run into a lot of funny shirts more than "why on earth would you wear that?" stuff. Last night at EMH there was a kid that came through my Studio B queue 3 times with a shirt that said "Beware of Angry Beavers". I always enjoy the shirts that make a statement - mainly bc I'd never wear one I guess.

[Lasolimu]

Funny shirts are the best. One time in Six Flags: Magic Mountain my brother wore a Wally World shirt, and the best part was the laughs he recieved from the people who understood.

[Natural Selection Fan]

300 Lbs., Pink tube top, 3" heels, bright red Thrifty lipstick, mini (sort of).

Oh, the humanity!!!!!!!!!

[leftcoaster]

Saw a shirt on a girl at the mall the other day:

"Treat me like an Angel, and I'll be your little Devil."

She looked not much older than 15, and was...well...gifted in the chest area. And women wonder why guys don't look them in the eyes.

[PirateJohn]

300 Lbs., Pink tube top, 3" heels, bright red Thrifty lipstick, mini (sort of).

Oh, the humanity!!!!!!!!!Two words:

EEEEEE YEWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!

[SWTexasBelle]

As my brother says, "Spandex is a privilege, not a right."

[IndyandMarion]

300 Lbs., Pink tube top, 3" heels, bright red Thrifty lipstick, mini (sort of).

Oh, the humanity!!!!!!!!!Dude, when I fly into John Wanye Intl. on Feb 25th, I might have to find and kill you for creating that mental image. . .

[darph nader]

300 Lbs., Pink tube top, 3" heels, bright red Thrifty lipstick, mini (sort of).

Oh, the humanity!!!!!!!!!

OH GOD,I've been BLINDED. :eek:

[CBeilby]

As my brother says, "Spandex is a privilege, not a right."

As a SF and Anime fan who's gone to many conventions, I second this emotion! :eek:

[jjarman]

We are members of our local Elks Lodge which has a nice pool and lake. Picture the country song, Redneck Yacht Club, and you get the picture. I for one believe that two piece swimsuits should not even be made in sizes over an 8. But even that may not work. I have seen plenty of women squeezing their size 20 body into a size 8 bikini.