Where's the bathroom? You see that bush over there......

[StupidGuestTricks Yahoo]

From: mk_tunnel_rat <disney_princess_68@y...>
Date: Wed Jul 17, 2002 5:59pm
Subject: Where's the bathroom? You see that bush over there......


Aloha
How about a story or two from WDW.....

This particular stupid guest trick is a real pet peeve of mine:
After telling a guest where the closest bathroom is to where they are
standing I get a stupid look and the question "Is that the closest?"
To which I answer "yes" and try really hard not to give them a stupid
look in return. One day I'm going to answer "No, that's not the
closest bathroom. It's actually all the way on the other side of the
park. And if you really want me to be honest, it's not even open."
One day.

[Zazu]

From: mk_tunnel_rat <disney_princess_68@y...>
Date: Wed Jul 17, 2002 5:59pm
Subject: Where's the bathroom? You see that bush over there....

I use this line a lot when I'm working as greeter at the Frontierland RR Station:

"Where's the restroom?"

"Under the bridge and behind that tree, sir."

"Huh? Behind the tree?!?"

"In the building behind the tree, sir. This is Frontierland, not Adventureland!"

[ucf disneyfan]

Some guests don't like to take the long hike to the bathrooms. Over the summer there was a guest who decided that his bathroom was at the base of the Frontierland RR, around the exit to Splash. When approached and asked why he did what he did he responded with "I didn't want to lose my spot in line". The man had left his two grandchildren in line while he relieved himself just outside the line.

[IndyBob]

I've seen parents holding their kids up to the trash cans in line so they didn't have to get out of line or just let their kids pee on the wall. :shock:

[xstechbabe]

We had a kid pee off the Astro orbiter one day and actually got guest wet....

[ucf disneyfan]

When people ask my where the restrooms are now I usually tell them that there is only one restroom in the whole park and it's down on Main Street. I also tell them there is around a 2 hour wait. The sad thing is that they usually believe it for a second. It's fun to joke around with guests.

[TheManator]

I have peed in a cup while on Pirates...I was just by myself, and nature called collect unexpectily..couldn't hold it, so I peed into one of those collectable drinking cups you buy for like $5.50

[Weeble]

:shock:

[PirateJosh21]

Pirates was down for technical difficulties and I was located at turnstyles spieling to all guest that we would resume normal operations shortly. One woman kept screaming at me while I was assisting another gentleman.

CM: Just a moment and I'll be with you ma'am.
Guest: WHERE IS THE .........!
CM: *continuing with directions for the gentleman.
Guest: WHERE IS THE BATHROOM?
CM: Well you need to go back to mainstreet and go through the turnstyles, hop on the monorail to the TTC and then switch monorails to get to EPCOT. Then go insided the turnstyles there, Keeping in mind you need a park ticket to enter the park, and the bathrooms are inside to the right.
Guest: OKAY! THANKS!!!!!

CM: *runs after guest to tell her where the bathrooms really are*


Hey it was fun!

[DLSweeper]

I know that this doesn't have to do with WDW but it's a peeing story nonetheless. OK, so I was working on the Esplanade and some guest somehow got backstage and went. :-p He had to explain to me and another CM what he was doing back there, 2 security guards, the security lead, the Custodial Esplanade lead, and our manager! It was pretty funny. :-p

[Freak]

Eesh, it seems like bathroom related stuff happens more and more often now. Kinda weird, seems like people are getting lazier with bathroom habits or something. Lots of peeing LoL!

[SpaceRanger]

Hmm... Disney really should just start selling Depends. They could even make them with Disney characters on them!

[DLSweeper]

Hmm... Disney really should just start selling Depends. They could even make them with Disney characters on them!

We do, they just fit only "most babies"

[lralou8]

some parents that, of course, let their 1 year old run wild next to millionaire lost view of her. she ended up next to my cash wrap after w/c she peed and then her "older" brother, no more than 3 came to get her and dragged her back to mommy and daddy after which mom preceded to take off her pants on a bench outside (which was directly across the street from the bathrooms) and put on another pair of training pants or something. i was left, however, to call studio base and try to keep people away from the "mystery" puddle next to the register. one guest actually asked if it was pee. she was astounded when i told her she was right.


i also had a friend who was working the character shop in the studios and had a little girl standing next to her mom in the checkout line and she peed right there in front of everyone. her mom then asked if she had "gotten excited". she replied, "i peed." and no more.

[ronwrobel]

I was workin at the Jungle Cruise in Feburary, and actually had to stop a kid from peeing into the little river section of Shrunken Ned's boats.

[Grumpy]

Pirates was down for technical difficulties and I was located at turnstyles spieling to all guest that we would resume normal operations shortly. One woman kept screaming at me while I was assisting another gentleman.

CM: Just a moment and I'll be with you ma'am.
Guest: WHERE IS THE .........!
CM: *continuing with directions for the gentleman.
Guest: WHERE IS THE BATHROOM?
CM: Well you need to go back to mainstreet and go through the turnstyles, hop on the monorail to the TTC and then switch monorails to get to EPCOT. Then go insided the turnstyles there, Keeping in mind you need a park ticket to enter the park, and the bathrooms are inside to the right.
Guest: OKAY! THANKS!!!!!

CM: *runs after guest to tell her where the bathrooms really are*

Hey it was fun!
Yeah that is kinda fun, but when some guests are doing some serious pee-pee dances, then ... that's just being hateful!

Glad you went and actually told the guest where they REALLY were....

[leftcoaster]

CM: Just a moment and I'll be with you ma'am.
Guest: WHERE IS THE .........!
CM: *continuing with directions for the gentleman.
Guest: WHERE IS THE BATHROOM?
CM: Well you need to go back to mainstreet and go through the turnstyles, hop on the monorail to the TTC and then switch monorails to get to EPCOT. Then go insided the turnstyles there, Keeping in mind you need a park ticket to enter the park, and the bathrooms are inside to the right.
Guest: OKAY! THANKS!!!!!

CM: *runs after guest to tell her where the bathrooms really are*

Hey it was fun!
Yeah that is kinda fun, but when some guests are doing some serious pee-pee dances, then ... that's just being hateful!

Glad you went and actually told the guest where they REALLY were....
Why? :twisted: "...go through the turnstyles, to out to the World Showcase ... the bathroom is in Brazil."

[Grumpy]

Why? :twisted: "...go through the turnstyles, to out to the World Showcase ... the bathroom is in Brazil."
To keep them from just doing their thing in the gutter, planters, or even on an attraction, or near a shop ... anywhere else BUT the bathroom ... I don't think a guest under the age of about 8 will just wet (or soil) themselves. They'll find somewhere else to go if they can't make it to an actual restroom!

[DLRFantasmic!Dan]

Guest that let their kids pee in pubic really just P me O!!!! :evil: At DL, just last week, while working "Honey", a guest stepped off to the side, let her kid peed in a bad and threw the bag away in the trash!!! I even told her where the bathroom was. SHe either didn't hear me, or was not listening to me!!! Next time, I am just going to yell at her!!! Aaaaaaarrrrrrrgggggghhhhhh!!!

Another unrelated story, at DL, while working Entrances for Fantasmic!, I was at the entrance near the little doorway connecting Adventureland and Frontierland and a male guest came up to me and asked "Where's the bathroom" and I cleverly replied, since the male's restroom was located behind the tree, "You can go behind the tree". He looked at me funny, but it was hilarious!!! :lol:

[GMC]

some little boy didn't make it from New Orleans, to toon town the other night on the DRR, and peed on his mom's lap. One of the leads (who was a parade lead that night) was on the train doing an OEO (operations excellence obesrvation?) you shoulda seen the look on his face when i told him i had a code U, he didn't belive me. Poor lady though, the conversation went kinda like this:

(K)id: mommy i have to pee
(M)om: ok honey, we'll be at a potty soon (to me) where's the bathroom at the next stop, and we'll be there quick right?
me: yeah, we'll get there right quick.. (sooo glad the light ahead of us turned green)
K: mommy, i'm peeing! (now sobbing)
M: I know, baby, you're peeing on me...
me: (flabberghasted, no idea what to say, but my face did all the talking :shock: )
then i told the lead, and had custodial meet us at main street, all the way at the other end of the park (giving plenty of time to respond)
if i had a chance to do it all over agian, i'd make sure i had an NSA in my pocket, to get ehm a change of clothes. poor lady, couldn't tell if she was laughing or crying.