- Where's the bathroom? You see that bush over there......
- Train Wars
- Abandoned Tracks
- Buck Nekkid
- Rocket Attack
- Where is the show with the dolphins?
- The Intermittant Parent
- Don't Hurt My Train!
- Help, I'm trapped in a paper bag!!!
- My WDW Stupid Guest Moments
- Look Ma, No Hands!
- We Don' Need No Steenkin' Seats!
- Throw Baby From the Train
- Pardon, Are You Real?
- I know there was one before...
- "You'll Think You Own The Place"
- exit to the park
- Grouping Stories
- But it was on fire when I stopped the train!
- Jurassic Park...ohhh....such a DISNEY attraction.....
- Meeting the height requirement
- Why dont guests listen!!!!!
- Whats Faster Space or Splash?
- Lost & Found
- WDW & Beaches
- Another good one from the Reservation Center
- Does this place have rides?
- Ketchup or Diaper...
- An Event Horizon in the Parks
- Park Maps & You
- The Brazilian Tour Groups
- photo edit funnies
- No Flash Photography mean NO FLASH PHOTOGRAPHY!
- Here's Your Sign: The Disney Saga
- What have attractions been called?
- Custodial hijinks
- The Frontierland Crocs
- they're everywhere!
- Character Mishaps
- 20,000 Leagues Under The Sea
- guest at magic kingdom
- For Your Safety
- Men With Explosives
- Lizard Man at WDW
- Are guests getting dumber?
- What do guests try to bring on rides with them?
- "Deaf" guest
- Read the signs
- That Disney guy founder...
- Telling Them What They Wanna Hear...
- Responsible Vendor Program
- Famous Folk
- Mission Space mishaps
- You People Are Full Of....
- Standoff with Guests
- Do You Have A Dollar????
- Do You Have A Brain?
- 13 Things...
- Spring Break and The Kids who come here
- But It's Closer!
- Can we just deck em already?
- Sometimes it doesn't pay to be a cast member
- WDW Unplugged
- Priority Seating and Stupid Guests
- OSHA Investigates Bathroom Breaks at WDW
- Is this Lady Bogus or what?
- funniest thing you have seen on rides..
- What was that comment?!
- Inspired by a thread on another board....
- A big thanks and a lot of love!!
- Watering the plants at AK
- Disabled guests
- MommytoMJM was a stupid guest yesterday...sigh
- The dumbest thing you have ever seen a guest do!
- The Biggest Trick
- MK WDW Backstage Tour and Question
- Special Ticket
- Get The Hell Out Now!
- Job Transfer
- guests can't read
- There is Only ONE Mickey!
- Stoller People without common sense
- The end of joy!
- Due to approaching incliment weather...
- what were they thinking
- Your VMK Cards or Your Life?
- What are you really thinking?
- Rope Drop Hell
- The Timekeeper. Gotta Love It!!
- Wdw Resort Drama
- Lost Guest
- Harness Systems
- Severe RNR Coaster Guest Stupidity
- Space Mountain Stupidity
- Stories from Sunset
- Stupid Freaking Cheerleaders!!!!!
- Gosh, I am not sure which cms I feel for the most :(
- My #1 worst guest moment
- Spaceship Earth
- Tower of Terror Incidents
- Guests Who Ruin Your Day...
- Closing Stories
- Really stupid guest...Funny too...
- THE Elevator
- Stories of Everest's soft opening?
- Do these video games....
- Is the.....
- Tommorrowland Riot
- The OG From Hell
- Cheerleader Nation at the All Stars
- Hi
- March 28th - April 1st
- I need a sack!
- a general snapsot in a day at WDW
- Spring Break Moments
- guest called DRC and asked this
- In 10 words or less, what does SIT DOWN mean to you?
- Stupid Emails
- I love guestions.
- Strollers
- Heelys for the Handicapped?
- Rampant Illiteracy at WDW
- For all the friends of characters
- Rollerskates, barefeet, no smoking, exits and all that jazz!!
- Rainy Day Issues
- Mean/Rude kids
- Share a dream come true
- I had no idea
- Pirates in the park..aargh!
- Things Thrown...
- Guest Terminoligy
- ticket sales
- people looking for ways to break the rules
- Okay, Maybe This Was Stupid But...
- Well He Shouldn't have been standing there.
- Guests Sent From Heaven
- Guests Freaking out about MNSSHP-
- Guest who earn a one way ticket to hell
- Quite possibly the most ridiculous Guest accusation EVER
- Hotels
- My first Stupid Guest Trick...awwww
- And then I became a witness...
- What do you mean, Cast Members only?!
- Not heard this one before
- Anyone work at Epcot last Thursday? lost parent incident?
- The New Guy has a stupid guest trick
- I witnessed some stupid guest tricks yesterday at MK
- She was *so* drunk....
- Let's Learn to Add and Subtract today!
- Night of Joy
- That was it??
- Stellar Parenting at Disney
- Thank you captain Health Nut
- What you said / What they heard
- I hate to be a retard myself, but...
- Revenge - Served Hot with Creamer
- Warning- Enter Disney at your own risk??
- I'd Love to Know What the Bartender Said
- Lost and Found
- Talking durring attractions.
- Hey, there's a kid in the water over there!
- Why do I need to climb up all these stars?
- Spaceship Earth - 10/24 I think?
- Magical Moment
- Cell phones in the Parks
- My Personal Disney Magic Moments ROFL
- Hotel Humor
- Hotel Humor Two
- Oh look a rope! Oh well!
- CM accessory wish list
- Sending you all a little love
- Snappy answers to Stupid Guests
- How Mexicans Handle SGs
- Unique to animal kingdom
- Stupid guest trick at Hall of Presidents
- I am NOT a photographer!!
- Photopass question
- 2.5 Jacks and a Jackass
- Stupid Restaurant Tricks!
- Fastpass: Stupid Attraction Trick
- Year of a million dreams SGT?
- Heelies
- Will Stitch Follow in Tigger's Footsteps?
- Learn F@#%ing english a#@$ole.:readit:
- Help me be a good WDW Guest!
- too good not to share
- The Test
- Silly Brazilians
- Guests with "Unnatural" fears
- It's Not Over Yet!
- Thank you guys!
- The hopper bus...
- "Have a Magical Day" - Getting a Little Paranoid!
- More annoying: The parents or their children?
- Fast Pass Question
- Diseased Children...Ugh!!
- SGT at Food and Wine Festival
- GAC and trying not to be a stupid guest.
- They've followed me
- Great trip and I am jealous of you..
- Please Help Me Figure This One Out
- WooHoo
- Question for the Monorail Pilots out there...
- children under 3
- Losing the Disney way!
- So what's the point of this contest again?
- Pal Mickey
- ? about a creepy freak that often goes to 1900 Park Fair
- I would like to thank a Cast Member.
- Help me make sense out of the rediculus
- Anti-Stupid Signs!
- An odd question put to me by a guest?
- It's that time again! (Spring Break Vent Thread)
- No Questions!
- WARNING - SG (my brother!) coming April 27 - May 4
- Calm Down! It's only a Fastpass!
- Even Texan Whores go on Vacation.
- What part of "We're closed" do you not understand?
- So I'M the Rude One, Ha Ha!
- Good Parenting (no, it's true! I saw it!)
- Dang...I'm a SG and I'm not even there yet
- Stupid Guest awward goes to...
- SGT Overheard...
- Dear God A Rant.
- Really, do the Monorails really look like the parking trams?
- So y'all have a direct line to Iger, right?
- Is It Me Or Are They Just Getting Dumber
- Pure genius
- Sometimes, you have to be proud of yourself for the small things...
- My first SGT.
- Best Stupid Guest Ever
- I actually had a Non SG last night
- How often does WDW have to call the police?
- You've Convinced Me
- When SGs affect nice guests
- Year of a Million Dreams Award Criteria
- I'm sorry, you must wait till the park closes.
- New Here -- Hopefully not an SG!
- A SG's complaints were rewarded by Guest Relations. Why?
- Waht am I, a city bus or something?
- SGs and Singles Line
- Just returned from the World
- Just because you have DVC doesn't mean you are above the rules!
- Things that make your day?
- Reporting CMs?
- When the SG is in *your* party
- Smoke at Magic Kingdom
- How NOT to return to your resort
- Oh no...my parents are SGs.
- Mears Transportation - The Day I've Been Waiting For